Thank you for being a douche

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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:29 pm

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!


Every time you post the terrorists win.
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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby Sinister_Grim » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:19 pm

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!

I was about to post where is Painhertz when you need him but then I scrolled down.
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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby Lilliaath » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:18 am

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!


Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)
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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby Neon14 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:23 am

Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!


Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)


Well, if you're a noob at using douches it does.

Protip, telling people you're a female on the internet makes you look like A. A whore. or B. A target.

And/or just shows you're a guy that's desperate.

It also invokes the Painhertz troll.
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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby AnCap » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:56 am

Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!


Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)


"Tits or gtfo"
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Re: Thank you for being a douche

Postby Shakey » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:13 am

Just throwing this all out there:

1. Brickwalls can only be bashed with a ram, with 4 people all above 300str.
2. Griefers will always grief, if you live near any faction, Bug ram most likely.
3. Check your walls, not just 10 tiles out, go 50-60 out and make Personal claim on them.
4. I'm very sorry, that sucks. Pm me your co-ords maybe I can tell you the perps and help.
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Re: Thank you for being a douche

Postby Phaen » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:38 am

Actually Shakey, 4 people with 170 strength is enough (barely) to ram a brickwall.
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Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Postby Feltzy » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:29 pm

Neon14 wrote:
Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!


Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)


Well, if you're a noob at using douches it does.

Protip, telling people you're a female on the internet makes you look like A. A whore. or B. A target.

And/or just shows you're a guy that's desperate.

It also invokes the Painhertz troll.


We could prolly make a whole thread devoted to what invokes Painhertz to troll
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Re: Thank you for being a douche

Postby Shakey » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:47 am

Phaen wrote:Actually Shakey, 4 people with 170 strength is enough (barely) to ram a brickwall.


Oh really? Well, Thanks for correcting me haha. I remember doing the math out...I swear it was 300 each. Yeah, 170 isn't enough. You'd do -3 damage.
You need 4 people with like 200. Damage = Square root of strength + 20 ram damage - 75 soak so 200str would do 1.4 damage a hit lol. 300 would do like 14.
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Re: Thank you for being a douche

Postby Phaen » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:11 am

Your formula is (almost) correct, but your soak value is not. Brickwalls have a soak of 70.

The slight errors in your math are related to rounding. Damage is always a whole number (sqrt of strength rounded down), so it's impossible to do 1.4 damage under any circumstances. Also, because of rounding, four people with 300 str would end up doing 13 damage/tick with a ram to a 75-soak object if it existed.
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