When idiots Attack

[happyface104]

Lolwut

[fallout]

Ive gotten owned by a 10mc naked alt vs 250ua. Controlled by he who cant be named.

[rye130]

Ive gotten owned by a 10mc naked alt vs 250ua. Controlled by he who cant be named.

U terribad broski

[NaoWhut]

I'm just pro =p

[Mumbles]

Rage needs a warning like swimming does.

Um... it does? Criminal acts have to be on.

[rye130]

Rage needs a warning like swimming does.

Um... it does? Criminal acts have to be on.

It was a joke. The guy bought rage and used it thinking that he'd be able to kill the character but it ended up with him being hurt. He needed a warning telling him that just because he has rage, doesn't mean he'll be able to fight well. Joke explained, joke ruined. Thanks.

[Radiant_Maelstrom]

Anger is a weapon only to one's opponent. Probably should put that as the description to raeg.

[Sotsa]

this is more embarassin than gettin caughty by ur parents fappin and tastin ur own load afterwards.

Based on personal experience with getting caught while eating your own load?

[kohg]

you are one sick man sotsa, goin round asking if people taste their own semen...

oh and one does not eat semen btw....tsk tsk

[NaoWhut]

~When Idiots Attack~


Earlier today as i was waiting idle in the camp
someone agrro'ed me and shoured "WESTSIDE!"

Naturally i watch him go and open a voice chat.
"Someone's outside, they agrro'ed me n boated
east."
And we're all at the river, going one at a time
so that we can trap him within our formation, as
he comes back on his boat and sees us. I
instantly start to sail with a single ally in my boat
and we find him about 40 seconds down the river.
He's out of his boat, possibly about to hearth as
i agro him. He immediately jumps into his boat
and the chase begins. I named him Westside.

Soon he asks for a 1v1, i expect his stats to be
far higher than my own,but i volunteer by reflex.
As we step onto land, i find my prediction is correct.
He produces a sword and shield, then begins to
fight. i toy with him for a while after discovering his
UA is probably around 50, which leaves room for at
most about 160 MC. He asks if we can do only KOing
after our first little face off. I say sure, and then
continue fighting. My UA is 80, so i have to break
off between encounters until finally i align my last
combo and say a hail mary as i charge towards his
blade, ql 15 leather gear strapped tight and a roar
booming from my throat. My defence reaches 15, his
defence reaches 0, and he flexes for the last bit of
attack he needs. His offense is at 40 and i wind up
my entire body into the blow, a crack like thunder as
he goes down, and blood flowing from my side as well.

He hits me for 98 through my 20 defence with his own
40 offence, and i hit him for about 125 with my knock
his teeth out.

His body lays at my feet and i don't hesitate
"Kill him" I say on the mic.
Shortly they appear from off screen and one of them
protests weakly as the stab goes off, cutting down the
fighter that showed his fear for death all too clearly.

I know he could fight well. Just not well enough...

Next time, think twice before you try to lure a 1v1 out
of my camp, my stats are the lowest of the entire group.