New player looking for information on game politics

[LadyGoo]

The current dominance of world 6 is by Dis, which is a rather large russian faction.
Basically this world is about those who align themselves with dis/be their bitch and those who don't.

I ask you to not talk about us if you do know nothing about us, or at least care to know.
Like really, that BS about Ainran being not equal or afraid of Dis just sounds stupid for those who live in both factions.
- Ainran's tree industry as hq as Dis' one. For quite a time it was even better. Same for plants and top-q fibres. Consequently, economically they do not depend on us and are equal;
- If anyone think that Ainran were afraid of Dis, then I'd like to introduce some history of the last world.
There was Pandemonium being able to gather an army of 32 at 1 time (from Oddi people, BN, RoK, RiC, Ainran, Narfell). And there was NNN (current Dis' core members and leaders) twice smaller in numbers. We (NNN), were not afraid of them and, finally, broke their morality, took 2 times more battle characters from their side than they killed on our. Moreover, they were doing some kills on our side this world without loosing anyone. Suming up, you do not need big number of people to take over a big faction.

[barracuda546]

Narfell was never even in a fight

[PZ01]

Heh heh...

I managed to glean some good stuff from this thread! You guys sure are a lively bunch!

Painhertz, cheers for the map, that's excellent!

Halaqaz, cheers for the pointer, it was that thread that gave me the idea to make this one!

Mcporkins, if I somehow recognise you in game, or you PM your village name, I'll say come and investigate if I wander by.

LadyGoo, nice bit of history there, interesting stuff!

Well, I work part time so I have plenty of time to wander H&H and these forums. It all seems a pretty fun (until a bandit stabs me) game!

[painhertz]

Well, you seem to be walking into it eyes wide open. Good luck.

[WarpedWiseMan]

The New Players Definitive Guide to Haven & Hearth Factions (disclaimer: None of this information has been researched nor verified and the names and descriptions may or may not be accurate):

I. Super Powers:

Pandemonium/Sodom - Old World powerhouse that dominated worlds 2-4 and battled A.D. in World 5. Led by burgingham and Co. featuring some of the best political drama in the game ever.

Xanadu/Bottleneck/Hivemind - Other Super Powers of World 3. I believe sabinati, Jackard, Alice and Potjeh belonged to these factions.

A.D. - Russian faction that came to being in late World 3 and became a powerhouse faction in World 4. Implemented game breaking exploits including but not limited to: Wall jumping, botting scripts and hearth vault abuse. Led by Koya who eventually disappeared after accidentally killing himself in a fit of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

II. Raiding Powers:

Ainran - Attention whores mascotted by Naowhut and gathered together and led by Valten. Heavily influenced game design changes by being bug abusing snots. Of all the piece of shit raider factions World's 4 and 5 spawned, these were the most honorable, least shitty. In World 6 they teamed up with their competitors Dis the faction formerly known as NNN (formerly of A.D.; see below) and proceeded to fuckery about breaking the game for people who don't get their jollies from killing and stealing pants. Did I mention they are attention mongering crotch stains? I did, OK moving on...

Dis - Perhaps the preeminent raiding faction of world 6. Led by LadyGoo they have been linked to all sorts of bug abuses including wall jumping and hearth vault abuse and server crashing. Unofficially lost in World 5 because their members (see: Bell & Co.) didn't want to die when trapped in a vault by Pandemonium and Ainran mercenaries. These fuckhole knob gobblers are one of the primary reasons the game is too broken to enjoy at the moment.

RoK - Some Koreans or something. They probably couldn't afford Starcraft 2. They like to abuse alts like nobody's business.

Poland Horde - A group of Polish people who hate painhertz and vice versa. I'm sure they did some stuff but all I heard about was their submarines with screen doors.

III. Other Factions:

Winterfell - Aracos leads this former friendly and peaceful tribe. They were wall jumped by bug abusers and turned into an anti-painhertz and anti-Ainran/Dis mercenary group.

Everybody else - Don't trust them. They will kill you for your bunny slippers.


If anyone wants to add some information on various other powers, post it and I'll be happy to edit it into this post using my own sense of humor and potty-mouth.

[jordancoles]

The New Players Definitive Guide to Haven & Hearth Factions (disclaimer: None of this information has been researched nor verified and the names and descriptions may or may not be accurate):

I. Super Powers:

Pandemonium/Sodom - Old World powerhouse that dominated worlds 2-4 and battled A.D. in World 5. Led by burgingham and Co. featuring some of the best political drama in the game ever.

Xanadu/Bottleneck/Hivemind - Other Super Powers of World 3. I believe sabinati, Jackard, Alice and Potjeh belonged to these factions.

A.D. - Russian faction that came to being in late World 3 and became a powerhouse faction in World 4. Implemented game breaking exploits including but not limited to: Wall jumping, botting scripts and hearth vault abuse. Led by Koya who eventually disappeared after accidentally killing himself in a fit of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

II. Raiding Powers:

Ainran - Attention whores mascotted by Naowhut and gathered together and led by Valten. Heavily influenced game design changes by being bug abusing snots. Of all the piece of shit raider factions World's 4 and 5 spawned, these were the most honorable, least shitty. In World 6 they teamed up with their competitors Dis the faction formerly known as NNN (formerly of A.D.; see below) and proceeded to fuckery about breaking the game for people who don't get their jollies from killing and stealing pants. Did I mention they are attention mongering crotch stains? I did, OK moving on...

Dis - Perhaps the preeminent raiding faction of world 6. Led by LadyGoo they have been linked to all sorts of bug abuses including wall jumping and hearth vault abuse and server crashing. Unofficially lost in World 5 because their members (see: Bell & Co.) didn't want to die when trapped in a vault by Pandemonium and Ainran mercenaries. These fuckhole knob gobblers are one of the primary reasons the game is too broken to enjoy at the moment.

RoK - Some Koreans or something. They probably couldn't afford Starcraft 2. They like to abuse alts like nobody's business.

III. Other Factions:

Winterfell - Aracos leads this former friendly and peaceful tribe. They were wall jumped by bug abusers and turned into an anti-painhertz and Ainran mercenary group.

Everybody else - Don't trust them. They will kill you for your bunny slippers.


If anyone wants to add some information on various other powers, post it and I'll be happy to edit it into this post using my own sense of humor and potty-mouth.

Basically 110% accurate and everyone else should feel bad

[painhertz]

Wiseman missed Polan Horde That is arguably as large and powerful as Dis. Not sure how he missed them.

[PZ01]

WarpedWiseMan, that's pretty funny, and the 'who's who' idea I was going for. That info combined with painhertz's map is pure gold for a newbie like myself.

So it seems if I apply the Rules of the Ghetto to H&H then I should survive.

Keep my head down, don't make any obvious tracks, use an alternative character/profile to initiate possible trade and suss people out, keep making cone cows for now!

I've managed to figure where abouts I am on the map now so I can better use the knowledge I've gained from this thread. This should be fun!

[RedKGB]

WarpedWiseMan, that's pretty funny, and the 'who's who' idea I was going for. That info combined with painhertz's map is pure gold for a newbie like myself.

So it seems if I apply the Rules of the Ghetto to H&H then I should survive.

Keep my head down, don't make any obvious tracks, use an alternative character/profile to initiate possible trade and suss people out, keep making cone cows for now!

I've managed to figure where abouts I am on the map now so I can better use the knowledge I've gained from this thread. This should be fun!

Dont forget, run away, allways run away. Pretend home dude was walking thru the door while your banging his girl, just throw your pants down and run, better alive with no pants, then dead with pants on.

[Aracos]

This world its pretty much ainran and dis in a side and the large amount of not dis or ainran villagers that suck their cocks in forums or ingame ( its fun because sometimes they got killed by their owners xD), and the other bunch of guys who refuses to be allied or cope with a ( A+D), a bunch of kids with the need to prove they are stronger than someone coz they got beated in school.