So, enough time has passed to where I may yield the truth. I am PeterPioneer/Robin Chips, and you have the story incredibly wrong.
My friend Booginatyr and I decided to play on alts. It was going well, we had lean-to's, etc. I went exploring, and found a little encampment of 5~. I told Boo, and we added these fella's to talk to and trade with in our adventures. Of course, I knew much about being a noobie, and in an effort to keep them on their toes, I told them about Russians crawling through the area (It was Ainran, who later bashed and killed DovahBoo, may he RIP.). They shat themselves, and Boog and I kept playing. I made a house, and then I died to an auroch, brave me, thinking I would be able to get atleast 1 hair before they charged. I was wrong, haha, and died to 5 auroches stampeding at me, there next to the shore. Boog died to a boar, iirc, near me, so we both got our stuff and headed up to Xaniff's place in an attempt to rekin them. It was successful, and the little trolls Boog and I are, we told them Russians killed us. Then, Xaniff offered us a home, and we took it. We moved in right by their encampment, and it was going pretty smooth. We got a palisade up in a day or 3, and then we and Xaniff's gang were friends. Xaniff and two of his friends went hunting, and I took former PeterPioneer, now Robin Chips, to a CR where Ahikar (my main) had a XR to, really close by, so that I could transfer an item to him, I don't recall what, and since there was a fairly big claim we were on, I KO'd my alt Robin Chips for a smooth item transaction. Of course, Xaniff and friends show up killing a fox, so in an attempt to keep my act going, I yell Russian and chase them to their boats without aggro. Once they get in, they stick around, so I aggro them and they run. I go inactive, and Boo brings his personal friend into his newbie gameplay, and they make a small base. I don't know what happens here because I wasn't playing on Robin Chips due to IRL complications and I don't know what happened next, I'll talk to Boog and see if he can post it later. The entire story is a complication of lulz that ended in Ainran bashing and killing Boog with scents he left outside his fort, the Lair of the Seamen.
Oh, and Boog found that cow roaming about iirc.
I managed to dig up the picture of Ainran killing Boo:
http://i.imgur.com/cmEVo.pngGot on poor robin chips and took a picture of the area:
http://puu.sh/CafN - Xaniff &co's home, then our home right beside it
http://puu.sh/CaguSorry about my usual wall of text, but the story was really long and I left out a massive load of details
My son, walk not in the way unarmed; because thou knowest not when thy enemy shall come upon thee.