Letter to a gentleman.

[rozn]

Slowly ridding the world of lazy people.

The question is... if no one builds the boats... how come they are so plentiful even after so many being taken and destroyed O.o Fukin wizards.

Ofc when you need the boat there are no boats for 2 super grids but when you don't need them, u see them every 10 seconds..

[dagrimreefah]

Shortly after the first screenshot, I pissed off to my village. Dropped off my curios and logged for about 5 or 10 minutes then came back online, and headed back out to forage with a fresh boat.

I'm cruising down the river and I see a guy with a bear cape.

After spotting me he types "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD?" or something to that extent.

I aggroed him and a short chase ensued on the river before he got out of his boat and ran inland. All the while swearing at me and typing some extremely disgusting things ( horse genitalia etc ) that would not be appropriate for any teenage hearthlings viewing the forums, which is why I kept my chat on village when I took the screenshot.

He made it about a grid inland before running out of water and getting a sword through his throat.

Lol

Well then, kudos to you

[SpriG]

This has to be every noobs wet dream, What you have done is not murder, this is a work of an artist!
You are my new hero, I too want to learn the ways of killing boat thieves!
Is it possible just to one shot then with a ranger bow?

[popfor]

This has to be every noobs wet dream, What you have done is not murder, this is a work of an artist!
You are my new hero, I too want to learn the ways of killing boat thieves!
Is it possible just to one shot then with a ranger bow?

Its possible to one shot noobs with a sling.... and then punch them once.

[hazzor]

This has to be every noobs wet dream, What you have done is not murder, this is a work of an artist!
You are my new hero, I too want to learn the ways of killing boat thieves!
Is it possible just to one shot then with a ranger bow?

Its possible to one shot noobs with a sling.... and then punch them once.

and then they put on a bronze plate and you have to whip out the bow, and then the arrows, and BOOM no inventory

[kireboii]

The question is... if no one builds the boats... how come they are so plentiful even after so many being taken and destroyed O.o Fukin wizards.

Ofc when you need the boat there are no boats for 2 super grids but when you don't need them, u see them every 10 seconds..

Im experementing on this at the moment. First step is to not kill noobs. (They seem to be connected to the boat making.) Right now im breeding them. Got 5 of them right now, which is ~1 boat per day that they make for you. If you are going to try this out, keep them working or they might stop.

PS. Q on the food you give them doesn't matter.