
Sarge wrote:No-no, fuck you.
P.S. Shut up
krikke93 wrote:I'm just gonna drop this HS here if it still exists:
"hair puller krikke"
Eosarose wrote:"Just one more bite" thought JayKay as he lifted a sausage with his fork. The corners of his mouth were already stained purple from the blueberry pies, his breath smelled of freshly roasted perch, and his belly was as round as a boiled egg, but he just couldn't help himself. There were so many wonderful things right in front of him that needed tasting. When he was done, the legs of his chair buckled a bit as he leaned back, satisfied.
But just as he was about to close his eyes for a nap, he spotted a dandelion out in the yard. It was the perfect specimen for his botany studies! He groaned a bit as he rolled out of his chair, waddled towards the door, and poked his head out. A wild pig was sniffing a nearby tree stump, but JayKay wasn't too worried. "Surely I could sneak past, grab the plant, and dash inside for safety."
He cautiously made an effort to go the long way around, keeping his eyes glued to the boar for any sign of danger, but alas, it was all in vain because the delicious scent of his recent meal gave him away. The boar lowered his head... snorted... and JayKay's eyes went wide with fear. He turned back for the door but his feet just would not run! His stomach weighed him down as if it was full of concrete. The boar charged and JayKay let out a terrible heart-wrenching painful scream as it shoved a tusk up his ass. As he lay there, collapsed and bleeding, barely hanging on to consciousness, the boar gave one last snort and stomped on Jaykay's neck with one of its hooves.
tl;dr last night, JayKay was the first casualty of the people living in our household. May he rest in peace.
Here lies JayKay.
He gorged himself...
...and was subsequently gored.
Death by obesity.
May we all learn from his fate.
Tonkyhonk wrote:Vigilance wrote:just so you all keep in mind, i am the current sheriff and plan to stay that way. I am also the current chieftain.
so, vigi, can i expect you to be the johnny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg
dagrimreefah wrote:Sarge wrote:No-no, fuck you.
P.S. Shut up
Na na na, blow it out your ass.
P.S. Up yours.
P.P.S. HS to spawn @?
factnfiction101 wrote:^I agree with this guy.
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