bmjclark wrote:Every time i try to grasp wtf you guys are arguing about i feel my IQ drop. This is just flat out retarded =s
Purpose of thread: Watch out for Bluedot - he is a total douchewad.
Side note: We left a little surprise for the people who housed him (and most likely killed him).
New direction: What is the backstory?
Backstory given. We were foolish enough to give Bluedot the benefit of the doubt and treat him with respect despite his past and ongoing behaviour.
Prompt from party2: Do you want your keys back? We appear to be a group of murderers, but feel free to give me your hearth secret.
*Something presumably occurs via private message.*
Response from party1: No thanks; we can talk here. You seem suspicious and we think we have some loose ends here still.
Extended feedback from party2: Here's that faggot's skeleton if you want it. Indeed, Blue was a moron. I assume you wrote inappropriate words on our lawn because you're still raging about having been stolen from. You are foolish to keep your hearth secret a secret.
Response from party1: We didn't feel like wasting time trying to break in to see the fool's skeleton and we went a pretty long way to track it, so we just felt like pissing around a little before we left. We're keeping our hearth secret a secret for a good reason, i.e. so someone doesn't spam our land with hearth fires and troll alts or use an alt as a compass to track us down, especially since you have a key of ours. By the way, what's the story on Blue's death?
Assumption from party1: Perhaps Blue was working with these guys; perhaps they stole from us indirectly?
bmjclark2 insert: *Being a joker.*
Response from party2: You guys are foggots. This is Blue's story if you must know. We backstabbed Blue and now we are called backstabbers - go and figure. We generously served justice for you.
Response from party1: We clearly have some misunderstandings about the tracking system. So uh... ???
Response from party2: You guys are retards for not having more experience with this game. We didn't appreciate your grafitti, by the way.
Response from party1: By the way, if you were all about justice, you'd return the loot we lost; you clearly killed him for your own benefit. You obviously didn't try too hard to stop him from raiding us before so kindly letting him bring you two large chests of loot, so it's like you raided us yourselves.
bmjclark2 insert: *Some further explanation on tracking.*
Kaios insert: *Completely misses the discussions at hand because people are talking rudely. If someone's rude, they should just go fucking die in a fire!*
(Also fails to realize that party2 is being rude back, so they aren't really any better.)
Feedback from party2: You guys are stupid to be cautious; we didn't have any bad intentions. By the way, eat cock you fucking losers.
Response from party1: I think I get the tracking stuff now, but I have a couple more questions about it. Just trying to clear things up. Also, we thought we were messing up the lawn of the people who stole 2 large chests of loot from us.
Owompa insert: Party1 is rude and kinda cautious/hostile towards the party they believe stole from them. Clearly they DESERVED any form of abuse they got since they're just such terrible people.
Response from party1: Can we just clear up these tracking misconceptions?
Spedupbeatz insert: So you fucking faggots think you can stop being rude and try to reach a mutual agreement? Hey, look at me! I'm attempting to rile you up for no reason! If it wasn't for party2, Blue wouldn't have had a place to carry all your valuables to. You should be thanking party2 for leading Blue into a trap and raiding your goods. *Blatantly shit disturbing.*
Chrismas insert: You thought they'd take Blue off your hands for free? They deserved the right to steal your stuff in the process.
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x] Purpose of thread accomplished.
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x] Bonus: someone posted a screenshot confirming Blue's death.
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x] Loose ends regarding both sides of the story tied up.
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x] Party1's tracking misconceptions are corrected.
Party1 doesn't want anything more from this thread, nor does party2. Everything's solved, etc. Party1 could've been more polite initially rather than being rude and hostile, but it turns out it wasn't unfounded. Blue was in cahoots with party2 as suspected - party2 invited him over, Blue decided of his own accord to take all the valuables with him, party2 decided it was now a sweet deal and that they'd kill Blue, then they did so and got the loot. I don't think it was right to act so hostile without knowing the facts first, but whatever. Party2 was being just as rude back, so it's not like they can ask for an apology or anything (quite frankly, I doubt they care much). Several 3rd parties are offended and/or looking for a fight... Party1 and party2 are done here, so fight amongst yourselves if you must.
I helped write the graffiti on their grass simply because I thought it'd be funny for someone to come across something so mildly obscene at random. I really had no ill will when I did it; I think that point was just kinda lost in the heat of the discussion. It's not like we wrote threats or insults directed at anyone. The shit was at least a couple minimaps from party2's village, actually. It wasn't very nice for party2 to come up with this simple plot to steal some goods from an anonymous village (us), but the bottomline is that it wasn't their primary goal and that Blue is really the only one to blame.
Party1 and party2 both agree that Bluedot was a despicable idiot. Spedupbeatz quit Haven & Hearth and became a part-time professional 4chan troll. The 3rd parties joined hands and looked for a new thread in which they could add useless commentary and biased views. Danno retired from topic interpretations and tried to start the Haven Olympics, but died attempting the swimming course. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
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