Please help, A boar is stalking me

[HarryDresden]

Jesus, that was a big boar. Even huger then the Dildozer, Even biggerer then the Assblaster, that Boar could only be named The Ass Dozer, and for damn sure, he's Beef Supreme.

Good thread, lol'd heartily.

[shotgunn902]

just saw the boar death. This is now full of win.

[quasist]

Robert Boar?

[NotSure]

Since the boar was killed life has been a lot easier, my little camp has grown into a decent homestead and I'm just about to finish my studies so I'll be able to claim it. Also I wanna thank Gunnar again for his help. <3 If you ever need blueberries come see me, there is a lot in this area.

[hazzor]

this thread should be stickied to serve as an example, so that people need not ask if there are any truly good people in haven and hearth, they can instead be told the tale of Gunnar the Great vs. Ass Dozer The Delinquent Stalkerpig

[ddhoward]

Mark 5:1-13

1 And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes.
2 And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,
3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
4 Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5 And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
6 But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
7 And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.
8 For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.
10 And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country.
11 Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding.
12 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in the sea.


Now, I'm no clergyman, but I think that this boar and his brethren may, in fact, be demon-posessed pigs, corrupted and untamed by their demons, and spat up by the sea to torment hearthlings.

If there are two thousand of these things, then I'm never leaving my walls ever again.