New player looking for information on game politics

[Mcporkins]

This world its pretty much ainran and dis in a side and the large amount of not dis or ainran villagers that suck their cocks in forums or ingame ( its fun because sometimes they got killed by their owners xD), and the other bunch of guys who refuses to be allied or cope with a ( A+D), a bunch of kids with the need to prove they are stronger than someone coz they got beated in school.

Or people who just want to play the fucking game in peace without commiting violence against others and would like to see a big village of peaceful people. Aracos, dont go lumping everyone who plays in with you and everyone else.

[Paislee]

Is Portgas & Co any relation to the big ass village in the thicket called Arktikmorneyrwiuefiugfieuftiueeoisifuoieftfeutuftftf? (I may be somewhat off on the spelling).

[bmjclark]

Ya that's them

[painhertz]

What the hell is a Wrath of Rabbit anyway?

[burgingham]

Like really, that BS about Ainran being not equal or afraid of Dis just sounds stupid for those who live in both factions.

Of course it does. It would be really awkward if both sides looked into their subconscious a little deeper to find it to be true, so you rather pretend all is well.

Ainran was nothing more than a bunch of 500k LP bronze armor wannabes till being Pandes mercernaries made them big. They killed a few newbies in previous worlds, got hunted down, came back and so on. Your average noob raider with a big mouth, but too lazy to actually grind a char or quality.

Now with a Russian/Slavic crafter base that all changed. Because all Ainran guys had a stroke of genius and decided to change their lazy ways? I don't think so, it is because others do their work for them. Of course that causes a relationship of subordination. That is basic sociology. Power structure research etc. pp.

@Thread: There are no game politics anymore, just indiscriminate killing.

[schime77]

Ainran was nothing more than a bunch of 500k LP bronze armor wannabes till being Pandes mercernaries made them big.

So basically you are saying that you made them big so you should then also thake the blame for things they do.

I don't think so, it is because others do their work for them.

Isn't that the same thing what you did in w5. They did some things you couldn't do by yourself or you wouldn't hire them.

[painhertz]

Ainran was nothing more than a bunch of 500k LP bronze armor wannabes till being Pandes mercernaries made them big.

So basically you are saying that you made them big so you should then also thake the blame for things they do.

I don't think so, it is because others do their work for them.

Isn't that the same thing what you did in w5. They did some things you couldn't do by yourself or you wouldn't hire them.

Oh snap! You have a very valid point but good luck getting Ironhead Birgingham to admit it.

[Koru]

PH has nothing to Painhertz, it was my personally revenge.

[painhertz]

PH has nothing to Painhertz, it was my personally revenge.

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Where have you guys been? you haven't raided me in simply forever!

My bad, didn't see Warped's edit. be happy, i put you guys on the map! lol

[joojoo1975]

The New Players Definitive Guide to Haven & Hearth Factions (disclaimer: None of this information has been researched nor verified and the names and descriptions may or may not be accurate):

I. Super Powers:

Pandemonium/Sodom - Old World powerhouse that dominated worlds 2-4 and battled A.D. in World 5. Led by burgingham and Co. featuring some of the best political drama in the game ever.

Xanadu/Bottleneck/Hivemind - Other Super Powers of World 3. I believe sabinati, Jackard, Alice and Potjeh belonged to these factions.

A.D. - Russian faction that came to being in late World 3 and became a powerhouse faction in World 4. Implemented game breaking exploits including but not limited to: Wall jumping, botting scripts and hearth vault abuse. Led by Koya who eventually disappeared after accidentally killing himself in a fit of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

II. Raiding Powers:

Ainran - Attention whores mascotted by Naowhut and gathered together and led by Valten. Heavily influenced game design changes by being bug abusing snots. Of all the piece of shit raider factions World's 4 and 5 spawned, these were the most honorable, least shitty. In World 6 they teamed up with their competitors Dis the faction formerly known as NNN (formerly of A.D.; see below) and proceeded to fuckery about breaking the game for people who don't get their jollies from killing and stealing pants. Did I mention they are attention mongering crotch stains? I did, OK moving on...

Dis - Perhaps the preeminent raiding faction of world 6. Led by LadyGoo they have been linked to all sorts of bug abuses including wall jumping and hearth vault abuse and server crashing. Unofficially lost in World 5 because their members (see: Bell & Co.) didn't want to die when trapped in a vault by Pandemonium and Ainran mercenaries. These fuckhole knob gobblers are one of the primary reasons the game is too broken to enjoy at the moment.

RoK - Some Koreans or something. They probably couldn't afford Starcraft 2. They like to abuse alts like nobody's business.

Poland Horde - A group of Polish people who hate painhertz and vice versa. I'm sure they did some stuff but all I heard about was their submarines with screen doors.

III. Other Factions:

Winterfell - Aracos leads this former friendly and peaceful tribe. They were wall jumped by bug abusers and turned into an anti-painhertz and anti-Ainran/Dis mercenary group.

Everybody else - Don't trust them. They will kill you for your bunny slippers.


If anyone wants to add some information on various other powers, post it and I'll be happy to edit it into this post using my own sense of humor and potty-mouth.

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you sir, are a scholar and a gentleman