by Josan » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:18 pm
Well, thanks to my friend Fluff, I have found this thread and lets get one thing straight. I did not kill McPorkins whatsoever, if anyone is to tarnish my name it should well be me at my own stupidity and ridiculousness. I have never directly killed anyone, but I have indirectly (that's history). I am sorry for your loss McPorkins, to die from an imposter...and normally you could tell it's me who was there. I usually leave a bunch of signs/notes/engravings of my name all over the place. That's about it, and I hope you find the imposter, for if you don't... my legacy will be changed from a "Fool who took down 5 cities and used a boar to kill his enemy (Cactuspuncher)" to a ding dang killer. Then again...I'm not much of a legacy, I heard that people refer my name to others as an insult, quite funny really. Oh well, happy hunting I guess.
Please, don't hurt me!