Best Criminal is Best

[0909red]

Yeh I would have got pics too but in the heat of moment only had time to kill him with 2 movement stings in the water and leave because Zitron and someone else were heading for us, 10/10 death. best pic ever
OBVIOUS DC IS OBVIOUS LIKE TIME AINREN 3 v 1 ME AND I DIE BUT I DCED SO ITS KAY

[NaoWhut]

heat of the moment as a DC strolls blindly
through the water

it's an even funnier death if you're the one
that killed me xD

[_Gunnar]

0909red, what was the motivation for you guys to attack Brodgar in the first place? I don't see the attraction, honestly, its not like the people there are swimming in loot for you..

[0909red]

Nao zach told me that you were attempting to thunderswim so QQ nice lie.

[NaoWhut]

Nao zach told me that you were attempting to thunderswim so QQ nice lie.

no, you're right, i was just swimming across the
river because i saw a bolete on the other side,
totally didn't even see you there

[0909red]

Wow so many excuses m8 face it you died like a nab.

[toshirohayate]

Nao zach told me that you were attempting to thunderswim so QQ nice lie.

Do you listen to everything everybody tells you?

[NaoWhut]

Wow so many excuses m8 face it you died like a nab.

Yep, i was trying to get that dang bolete!

You must have like 500 stealth!

[0909red]

[NaoWhut]

found some noob, was going to use a fancy
trick to bait a sting and then get in his boat,
but as it turned out my internet just stopped

hmm...

it's like you won't listen to anything i say, even
when i say i died like i noob, so you want to tell
everyone that you, some random noob, beat the
glorious NaoWhut in mortal kombat...

HERE GOES!

it was intense, watching NaoWhut swim across
that river, not looking back, not twitching, just
keep swimming... you knew what had to be done!
you readied your sword and began humping NaoWhut
with your boat... over and over... HE DIDN"T EVEN
FLINCH! That's one cold ass honky! You now start
to shake in knowing... he is as good as they say!
his handling... his finesse... you need to be careful
here...

But he's still swimming! straight line... no turning,
no pause... this must be as precise as brain surgery.
You continue to hump the zombie like god with your
boat until finally! a sting! and it one shots him! oh
what a weakling he was! You are the true god!

And you knew it all along!


Wish someone didn't quote that though, very effective
trick, and yes, that would have killed ya