Brag here about your best kills! Disregard Bruthols OP

[Wisp]

oh, no, only one punched me, it only did
like 29% of my defence, i was just posting
about an ordinary occurance like bruthol
was... i also mined to a village, people
stood angrily staring at me....

I told them i'm a mystical Pony as i got
closer and closer... then they abandoned
the village and have yet to return...

-adds another village to my collection-

Do you have more tales?

[NaoWhut]

lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago

[Chrismas]

lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago

Tell us more. They're good stories. :>

[Wisp]

lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago

Aww.

[rye130]

Title got me excited. But it sucked. Thanks...

[crevank]

oh, no, only one punched me, it only did
like 29% of my defence, i was just posting
about an ordinary occurance like bruthol
was... i also mined to a village, people
stood angrily staring at me....

I told them i'm a mystical Pony as i got
closer and closer... then they abandoned
the village and have yet to return...

-adds another village to my collection-

OP's story sucks balls, but this. This right here, I'd love to hear more about this.

[NaoWhut]

*shrug* Well, i tracked trespassing scents to this
village, the guy should have been outside as i arrived
so i was rather excited (And rather alone as always).
Turns out he wasn't outside, or warped instantly upon
me coming in radar view. I find a nearby cave and
make myself an axe, do the calculations and map out
my path to their cave. Perfect ^^ i can snake to it.

Began hacking on the wall, got about 3 tiles and said
screw it, hearthed back and got myself a pickaxe.
Round 2 n i start hacking away at the wall real good
this time, a friend coming along this time because he
was a bit bored and had nothing else to do. Before long
I am spotted, but not my ally, so i have him stay out-
side and keep us covered as i continue to mine straight
to them. Soon they begin calling me words and shooting
rocks at me through the walls.
"O.O I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THIS WALL!!! DONT WORRY!! I'LL GET YOU OUT!!!"
I say just for laughs to myself, then continue mining.
They ask over and over who i am, so i responded!

As i get closer i need food so i dont starve and so i get
my friend to do that while i monitor our enemies. then
they're not in the cave when he gives me food, so we both
start hammering at the rock and he comes back, awkward
silence as we continue mining, about 5 tiles away. He
offers a 1v1, so i say sure and call down the thunder on
him, he does the same.
"I would like to know who i'm going to be fighting though..."
And i respond!!
"My name's Jorb, this is Loftar."
This scares him and he responds
"well, i should go prepare for our fight then!"
Goes out and bashes his hearth, then vidol ports over to
time paradox and recreates his hearth there, leaving his
food and village to a very hungry duo of ponies.

Probably one of the lamest raiding experiences ever =o

[ApocalypsePlease]

You're all idiots.

[burgingham]

Oh great now we get to hear the tired "Did I don't even PLAY anymore" spiel from burg.

What is your problem with me? The only thing tiring are your constant nonsensical rants.

[Jackard]

fixed