WatsonX wrote:Attention Hearthlings,
It has become clear to us that a hive of BAD-EVIL has infested our southeastern lands. The enemy in question: the Electric Retards. This league of murders, thieves, rapists, and terrorists, must be eliminated so that your motherland may be free from its clutches once more. To accepted the mission, speak the Hearth-Secret code to the woman in the top left corner of the starting room. She will give you access to the mission staging area.
Objectives:
*infiltrate Electric Retards compound
*Eliminate all hostiles
*Pillage to heart's content
*Force an enemy withdrawl from area
Intel:
Intelligence gathered shows that the Electic Retards compound is located at (-41, 53). Members are most active at 4:00-8:00am gmt +8. Expect multiple, poorly trained, fighters; usually around 5. The Hearth-Secret code is: anubis. It is advised to keep a check-list of the objectives, but remember to destroy them in danger of capture.
When your children ask you what you did in the Great Hearth War, what will you tell them?
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY