Bad Karma is BAD

[TheTylerLee]

Ok,, most of you seen me bragging on the forums,,, well 3 russians just hunt/killed me while i was flotsam farming,


The Story:


Oh look a flotsam

Oh look a flotsam

Oh look a flotsam

Oh look a FISHERMAN

Helo Fisherman,, Do you speak english?

Fisherman: Yes

Me: Oh ok i thought you were russian

Fisherman: No why?

me: ehh because were right in the middle of russian territory lol, your the first person i met that speaks english

Fisherman then starts trying to make small talk with me... Now i get paranoid,,, so i say
"well goodbye"

He follows me.. so i try and evade him about 5-10 minutes later, more russians keep showing up (total of 4), Long far clicks,, Well i clicka little to close to land ! But i corrected myself,, well it turns out i didnt click to close to land, it was the server lag, and when i corrected myself ,, i fucked myself, So i jumped out of the boat and ran,
I clicked on my waterflask,,,, " Empty"

eventualy, i run out of water, there literaly steps behind me,, and the 3 russians knock me out and walk away ...
30 seconds later a BRAND new russian comes and hits me for the murder

[bmjclark]

ownt

[TheTylerLee]

i know right,, and i only have like 120k LP worth of curio's left..

[painhertz]

So you suck and you died....and want to tell us this?

[deadlyhabit]

farming flotsams?

that just sounds so depressing

[TheTylerLee]

farming flotsams?

that just sounds so depressing

its actualy easy as fuck,, ya just Drive down rivers as fast as you can ;/

[Joe69]

So you suck and you died....and want to tell us this?

another pointless post bought to you by painhertz +1 post count.....

[ninja_yodeler]

farming flotsams?

that just sounds so depressing

Sometimes in W5 when i was bored i just dropped branches into the water hoping they'd become a flotsam...naturally it didnt work...

[bmjclark]

farming flotsams?

that just sounds so depressing

Sometimes in W5 when i was bored i just dropped branches into the water hoping they'd become a flotsam...naturally it didnt work...

Works everytime, u gotta right click the branch onto water. I've found 272 flotsams this world with this method.

[ninja_yodeler]

farming flotsams?

that just sounds so depressing

Sometimes in W5 when i was bored i just dropped branches into the water hoping they'd become a flotsam...naturally it didnt work...

Works everytime, u gotta right click the branch onto water. I've found 272 flotsams this world with this method.

Inb4 it actually works