Zou The Amazing Killed in Botched Assassination Attempt

[Zou]

Today, I decided it would be hilarious to kill a fellow villager. Here was the original plan.

STEP ONE: WAIT FOR TARGET TO GO MINING
STEP TWO: HAVE ASSASSIN GANK TARGET IN CAVE
STEP THREE: LAUGH AND DRINK VODKA

It didn't happen like that. The target decided to turn around and fuck around at the village for a while. The assassin showed up, and all hell broke loose. Here's a complimentary image.



From there, it turned into a boat chase. We fucked around in a lake for a bit to no avail. Then we boated up back to the village for some scents. At this point, the allies of the target had arrived, and wanted scents as proof so they could kill the target for me. Another image.



The target's allies didn't believe the scents. They were fake of course. The target KOd an alt earlier, and stole shit, so that's what I used.



I ran like a pussy inside the walls. The target followed me in. My allies couldn't do anything during the fight. It was an awesome onesided fight while I was trying to find the gate key with an alt.



I died like a faggot, and the target went out to fight the assassin like a man. The target ran and got away.



Long story short, I suck.

-insertwhininghere-
-insertpleaforhelphere-
-insertcoordshere-

[Ninijutsu]

I didn't read a word you typed, but the pictures alone made my day.

That sucks big time dude.

[Balls123]

<3

[DDDsDD999]

My hero.

[Geoffro]

<3 I still wuv you Zou.

and I like your depiction of us

[Noggle]

I'm glad I had front row seats from the spectator box.

[Tonkyhonk]

unfortunately, the best congress thread so far in this world...

[barracuda546]

I can confirm that the pictures are accurate as I was there. Best thread this world, 9 dragon helms out of 10

[Kaios]

Today, I decided it would be hilarious to kill a fellow villager. I am a douchebag.

[Zou]

I had a rivalry with that villager.