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Rest in peace Murmannnnn - Love Terror.

Postby kaizokuroof » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:05 pm

Good Evening to all.

Not a very exciting story I am about to tell, it's more to get into contact with a lost friend.... It all started yesterday and what a day that was, just boatin' round the hearths with my comrades (VIGILANCE!!!) like every other day when I stumble across a newbie in the woods. I begin to start my mindless killing on him and after a brief chase we easily knock him out.
We begin to strip the poor newbie, taking his nice ants and lots of Blueberry's. As I watch him Ko'd on the ground I feel a little pang of regret, what have I become. My comrades (VIGILANCE!!!) and I decide to spare him, so we let him up and quickly begin talking to him. I find out he lives in Australia, which is where I come from and quickly become attached to the little guy :P I invite him to live in an outpost that I have LS at in the safey of it's brick walls, however I did not have time to warp him there that very second... He bids farewell and I promise him I would warp him over the next day.

Here is a picture of him - It is the only one I have :(
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The Next day....
I see Mr Murmannnnn is online and have time to spare so I quickly start a conversation, explaining how to warp him over and how he needs to break his HF.... With 25 str it will take some time, so I begin to head over to his place to help out. :)

He tells me how he has opened the gate awaiting me to arrive... not 5 minutes later he asks "Do you have.., frence?"

I assumed he was asking if I had palisade walls and laughed at the thought, I advise that we have brick walls and that he will be safe there.... He then goes offline - Strange I think to myself but continue heading to his place, when he doesn't come online for about 5 minutes I begin to fear the worst.... and I was right to... as I arrive on the river near his home, I see a man in a Necro Robe with a bandana around his neck, Soldiers sword and bear cape driving a boat.. and a man in Chain mail armor with a bronze sword. - Raiders!!!

I have realised the worse... "frence" HE MUST HAVE MEANT FRIENDS!!! I start by calling down the thunder however as there is two of them and one of me, they are not frightened.. I begin threatening them demanding to know who they are. They claim to be "Russian Soldiers of Brest." I tell them that they are to be killed for murdering my friend and they decide to flee.

After a long boat chase, I managed to scare them enough for one to leave on foot, so I decide to head for him... He jumps in my boat and I quickly break his defence as his friend watches helpless as I crush my foe with one valorous strike.

I begin to chase after the necro robed monster that has harmed my friend, in my merciless rage I manage to steal his boat as he tried to mount mine... these were his final moments:
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Here is a picture of Murmannnn's home afterwards....

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Please contact me Murmannnnn! I will still give you a place to live :)

Sorry for the rushed story and I aplogise for the lack of pictures :))) but this is more of a contact thread.

<3 Terror.


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IT TURNS OUT HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!

Here is little Murmannnn all grown up in his new plate armor and necro gear:
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Safe at last. :P <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Re: Rest in peace Murmannnnn - Love Terror.

Postby ArvinJA » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:17 pm

Poetic Justice.
Also, are you sure about giving people who obviously need to learn some lessons about safety in H&H safe places to stay?
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Postby ninja_yodeler » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:22 pm

Aussie Pride <3 Good to see
Phaen wrote:RIP Homicidal Ninja :(
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
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Postby Farlis » Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:47 pm

Note to self - Don't screw with people kaizokuroof likes...
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Postby Vigilance » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:53 pm

you little shit

this is what happens when I go to sleep

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[11:06:02 AM] Quack: Well
[11:06:16 AM] Quack: I added you to my post <3 Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry I am just scared of lady goo :P
[11:06:20 AM] Grand High Counsilor Vigilance, II, Esq.: LADYGOO
[11:06:21 AM] Grand High Counsilor Vigilance, II, Esq.: LOVES ME
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Postby maze » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:29 pm

kaizokuroof wrote:... They claim to be "Russian Soldiers of Brest." I tell them that they are to be killed for murdering my friend and they decide to flee....


Lol. fake and gay :)
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Postby Zirath » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:33 am

wow, when first reading that I thought that Murmannnnn was the raider lol...but Im happy you dealt with those guys :) btw I also live in Australia..soo Australia FTW
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Postby shotgunn902 » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:12 am

how touching
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