The Shake Escapade: True Story Bro

[Inspirational175]

There was a man named Shake, Shake was a rather humble man with a dream. His dream was to form a village in which he and all of his comrades could live a peaceful but fulfilling life.

Shake worked and worked at his dream, until he had over five faithful followers. Shake used his followers to build a MIGHTY palisade to keep out those pesky rabbits and boars.

Right before his palisade was complete, he made an L-shaped gate which would allow him to make a second gate if need be... Shake was a fool in this manner, he had too much trust bestowed upon some of his followers.

The follower Kaitlyn Godzillyn Harley used this opportunity to wreak unprecedented havoc, for no apparent reason. She made a second gate which effectively locked all of the inhabitants of the small village within the confines of the palisades; their screams could be heard for miles around.

Only the craziest of the followers of Shake escaped the havoc. His name is Electric Avenue and he received some free rabbit furs from Kaitlyn Godzillyn Harley.

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The moral of the story is: Do not trust people that you have just met; especially women like Kaitlyn Godzillyn Harley.

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Also, can someone please help Mastershakes escape from his palisade? He has been seen offering rewards to anyone who can help him. He needs a palibasher. He posted an article on the trade section of the forums about the said topic.

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In unrelated news, Vigilance is a sexy beast.

[mitchdevano]

Jolly good ol `chap. A true riveting tale!
If you are able to touch my summon sign I will be more than happy to assist you in jolly cooperation!

[Inspirational175]

Great! Also its not me that needs assistance ^_^. Its my friend, Mastershake (Thats his forum name).

[sabinati]

but what happened to meatwad and frylock?

[Inspirational175]

Well, a wild Vigilance appeared and forced them to give oral >_> - - - not much is known beyond that point. Rumors have been going around that Vigilance took them to his secret rape dungeon at the heart of Sigma. I wish he would of took me... I roll that way ^_^

[Kaios]

It's true, he does indeed roll that way.

[painhertz]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

[Inspirational175]

I HAVE GREAT NEWS!

The almighty Shake, who forgot to shake after using the little explorers room has been saved! He is now part of a small village and he totally t-bagged the bitch who trapped him and then robbed her!

Also, Electric Avenue is doing rather well... He is a rather rich newb with a claim and several clay urns! Everyone knows the more clay urns you have, the richer you are!

[Valkyrie1337]

A tale many times foretold and repeated through out history.

Ironic part is me and some other villagers have actually had almost the exact same thing happen to us so I feel his pain.

[joojoo1975]

but what happened to meatwad and frylock?

numba 1 in da hood G