Frozen Murder!

[HowlerTheProwler]

Edit:

Alright I was frozen because I'm on a god awful laptop. While I was frozen I got attacked by three guys all wearing bear capes and I think they had militia swords. It unfroze when they attacked me but re froze only letting me hear sounds of me dying. So there i am dead. I log off, I log back on to see if I could talk them out of it. I was using a friends character who no longer plays BAM he gets killed. I also think they had purple pants or something. I could not get a screen shot because my computer was frozen. I don't know what to tell you on this. I am using the ender client but I can't manage to find where coordinates are because I am new to this. I didn't want to ask this in simple questions because as usual you are treated like an idiot and what not for having little to no experience with the game.

I have a single alt left that has a HS I could give that out if people would want to track him. I know its alot of effort but I'd be super thankful.

And for extra information I did not see if they were dis as they didn't say anything about it.

[min_the_fair]

Bad, pointless thread is bad and pointless. So I will add to it with more pointlessness!

Today I did a little bit of mining. I'm not a very good miner, I had four caveins. BUT! None of them hit me! I am invincible! So then I went out to go get some water, still wearing my shiny new bear cape, and some fucker kills me dead

[Edit the third, as my original 'Doesn't look very advanced' description made no sense whatosever following the edit of the OP]

Me: bear cape, boat containing one empty barrel, made no attempt to fight due partly to lag, partly to lack of combat skills and partly to frantic attempts to type. Also realised I was 100% fucked when I changed my mind about which direction to run away in, as opposed to the 99.73% it would have been if I'd just picked a direction and stuck with it
You: two dhelmers in a boat, presumably saw me coming or were just hanging around river corners anyway.

ETA: here's a minimap (along with a lot of other stuff on a screenshot from Valten's previous 'fight with ???' thread) - I'm assuming I just tripped over the edge of someone else's fun? now I'm wondering if my last words made it to the guy I'd kinned not five minutes before -

:hide
:guys are killing

(but who knows, as with anything, maybe he's not the nettle-wearing guy he seemed, and unless he was confused about timezones he's in Kaliningrad, not that there's anything wrong with Kaliningrad, once upon a time I bought a very nice amber bracelet from the little touristy shop at the entrance to the market, it's just that the other guy said they were all Scandinavian ... yeah, maybe he's confused about timezones).

[Aaand edited again to try and fix my link]

[painhertz]

InB4 lock....... Could someone link a decent congress thread for these nabs so they learn how to do it?

[HowlerTheProwler]

I'm lazy.

[painhertz]

You're gonna be lazy and banned.

[mitchdevano]

I was outside farming with my cool q40 straw hat i just made. I felt so cool with that on. I found a scythe earlier that day so I felt super cool.
Den like outta no where this dude wit liek a sword and a grizzly came and was like "AAAARHG! DIE NOOB" and i was all like 'NONONONO DONT KILL ME PLEASE. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! HELP ME"
den he like put on a black robe on me and took my shoes away so i start ranning as fast i can to water. I swim but i no get far. I drown. He just laugh, make me feel bad.
I need ranger esap! to help me outs! and get muh stuff back dat the wataer stole from meh.

[gentleman_squid]

Now howler, what did your mother tell you about feeding the trolls?



*ahem*Ignore painhertz he's a faggot,and a bald redneck one at that *ahem*

[HowlerTheProwler]

I Edited my original post

[painhertz]

Now howler, what did your mother tell you about feeding the trolls?



*ahem*Ignore painhertz he's a faggot,and a bald redneck one at that *ahem*

Not sure where to start here.... I'm a heterosexual married man with 4 grandchildren, I'm not a redneck, I'm Cajun. And yes I'm bald. Not sure who or what YOU are because unlike me, you lack the self confidence to release a picture or info about yourself more than likely meaning that you're a fat virgin teenage loser.

Also? No one on these forums knows who you are or gives a rat fuck what you think. Now go tell your mom that Daddy's coming over to spank dat ass. Punk.

[mitchdevano]

Now howler, what did your mother tell you about feeding the trolls?



*ahem*Ignore painhertz he's a faggot,and a bald redneck one at that *ahem*

You sir deserve a cookie, I irl laughed alot harder than i should of.