Teaching a newbie a lesson not to swear at strangers

[Saif_Mahlik]

Rapper Malik was cruising around in his with 50 inch chrome paddles, as he then pulled up he saw some scrawny little kid that refused to pay the fishing tax, was Malik gonna accept this disrespect and questioning of his authority by some scrawny little kid?! HELL NAW!

Malik was gonna teach the kid some manners!

So Malik came and said "AYO playa!" the kid replied with a disrespectful "Fuck chu want?" with Malik being the cool and collective person he is, Malik stared at his boat and said "Is this yo ride playa?" "Who the FUCK wants to know!" replied the kid. Malik stared at the kid like is this foo' serious?

So Malik went straight to the point "Chu owe me 10 fish for fishing here and another 20 fish for the disrespect fool" The kid threw down his fishing rod and and exited his boat as he stared up to Malik saying "Fuck chu gonna do puto?" as the kid took out his torch to club Malik with. Nu huh! Malik wasn't havin' non of dat shit thats fo real! So Malik took our his 9 Millilitre Sling shouting "BRACE YO SELF FOOL!" firing a single piece of rock the kid fell backwards with blood gushing from his head.



Malik shouted "Now imma teach yo ass a lesson youngen" as Malik looked at the kid mercilessly "Take yo clothes out fool" demanded Malik, the kid looked at Malik in shock replying "WHAT???!! Naw mayne!" Malik then punched the kid "YA AINT IN NO POSITION TO DENY MY MOFOKIN' DEMANDS PUTO!!!!! Now take yo clothes off!" The kid came to his senses and took off his clothes and threw them towards Malik, Malik burned his clothes and said "Now everyone can see how much of a fool chu is youngen, ya dont fuck with da top shottaz"



Malik in a cool and calm way walked towards the kids boat and dropped in the burning clothes "Now how chu gonna get home? Oh wait! You iz a tough guy! I am sure chu will fink of somthing!" as the kid lay there crying "Mommmmmmyyyyyyy!!!" Malik walked into his boat flashing his 50 inch chrome peddles with spinners on the side peddling away a "NOW CHU KNOW WHO DA REAL TOP SHOTTA IZ! RAIGHT?! So pay yo taxes when I come through BITCH!" as he fired another shot hitting the head on the head knocking him down again.



And then Malik killed a bear to reinforce his baws status

[Robertzon]

You are a real puto for walking around with your palisade keys.

[Amanda44]

[Saif_Mahlik]

You are a real puto for walking around with your palisade keys.

Those keys dont open any palisade walls off the village which may allow intruders to come in, they are just keys to my own home nothing else.

:lol:

[shotgunn902]

oh god saif you should have just called me but this is equally hilarious.

[painhertz]

This guy is so lame that words can't really encompass him. Dude, seriously. play the game, enjoy the game, but "please" stop posting on the forums.

[TeckXKnight]

This is why 'Merica will burn your people's homes to the ground and fill your women's bellies with 'Merican babies despite them being overtly hairy and hard to look at.

User was warned for this post.

[WarpedWiseMan]

Your women are overtly hairy and hard to look at, not the babies. Well the babies might be too, if they inherit that from your women.

Your DNA sucks is what I'm trying to say.

[Vihart]

Lol did he really tell you to fuck off? Or did you make that part up to justify what you did to him ?
(Also you missed the pic of him turning up in the boat and cursing you)

Saying that you let him live after all.

[Vihart]

Your women are overtly hairy and hard to look at, not the babies. Well the babies might be too, if they inherit that from your women.

Your DNA sucks is what I'm trying to say.

Of course you can comment on such things because your from a far superior race than him, remind you of anything (nazi).

EDIT - sorry for double posting :/