Letter to a gentleman.

[ArtemisGray]

Dear ???

The title of this thread is rather contradictory, due to the fact that you sir are no gentleman.

Return my boat at once, or I shall seek you out. And I promise you somehow, somewhere, sometime I will find you.

And I will take ALL your boats.

You will have to learn the hard way, and know what it feels like to have YOUR boat taken away against YOUR will.

It's wrong.

Maybe you'll come back someday as... as a better person I hope, I'd like that.

Perhaps we'll share a cup of tea and some sandwiches together.

Adios, I'll be waiting for you scumbag, with a politely written document asking for the return of my vessel.



Regards,

The slightly amused but at the same time sorta annoyed/bored enough to make a shitty forum post Artemis

;_;

[HasseKebab]

This is annoying isin't it?

Edit: this is why you should alway bring stones and a sling with you

[HarryDresden]

Swim at me bro.

No, seriously, why didn't you swim to him and murder him in his own boat?

[ArtemisGray]

The only time he was idle in the water was when he was typing a sentence of nothing but pure profanity ( a couple seconds after the screenshot ) before darting off down the river.

Quick reaction to a particular situation, I do not have.

And I've payed the price, that of my poor boat.

[Nila-Hood]

All your boat are belong to us.

[Arcanist]

All your boat are belong to us.

lol

But seriously, it happens. Just be glad you weren't fighting something when he did it.

[HasseKebab]

All your boat are belong to us.

orly?

[ArtemisGray]

Well, I found the guy.

Didn't really expect to get my boat back, but getting rid of whoever the hell this guy was makes it alright.

Problem solved I suppose.

I hope someone kind and just finds my boat and takes good care of it.

[popfor]

I somehow doubt it was actually your boat, I mean c'mon, who MAKES boats?

[zacty]

good job arty, removing those dastardly boat thieves one stab at a time!