farbrar wrote:The Central Committee: Operation Revølutioné
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthahuesos -- Has affronted multiple settlers with clear ambition to clean their supergrid of all of the bourgeois mindset peoples and...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthahuesos -- Has conspired to disrupt the present bourgeois world order in the Hearthlands. And...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthahuesos -- Has dispatched men outside of their original territorial advances. And...
The global scope, nature and ambition of The Republic of Melsonia's scourge -- the unrestrained application of it across all territories in the Hearthlands -- has meant a clear violation of the tenets laid out in the Proclamation of The Tranquility of Republics, which the Central Committee enforces. And...
This grave, open and undenied violation of the Proclamation of The Tranquility of Republics has been a direct attack upon the sovereignty and liberty of the Hearthlands, and of the Mighty Central Commitee herself. And...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthauesos -- Has failed to respond to the repeated requests of the Central Committee that Ignus explain his malicious actions, with regards to one Meowaffles, and...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthauesos -- Has insulted the sacred honor of the Mighty Central Committee, and put her at general risk, by implying that She does not stand by her word, and is incapable of defending her place among the free villages of The Hearth and...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthauesos -- Has openly recruited new souls into his village with the promise of ripe loot ready for the taking by conquest from his fellow Hearthling. And...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthauesos -- without stated reasons, without casus belli, without provocation and without any attempt at producing a plausible explanation for his actions, before or after the fact -- attacked, looted and pillaged multiple undisclosed villages, and encouraged others to aid and abet him in said ambition, and...
The Sovereign CPC Director-- Ignus/El Ultimo Quebranthauesos -- has murdered Meowaffles in cold blood.
The Central Committee has brought force of arms to bear upon the village of Melsonia. Operation Revølutioné was commenced on the 18th of May, on the two thousandth and twelve years of the Hearth, along with previous robberies and assassinations which will stay unmentioned by myself. The Agents -- Armed forces of the Central Committee -- encountered little or no opposition upon entering Melsonia, where, in a surgical precision strike they smashed a number of hearths in the republic and assimilated a multitude of the criminals into a solid brick enclosure.
We hope the Sovereign CPC Director will reconsider his attempts to disrupt the current bourgeois world order; this is just a warning of what is to come. The Central Committee brave warriors have brought glory to her name, and made good on her ancient promise to protect, serve and defend all free Hearthlings on The Face of The Hearth. The Iron trumpets ring out a four blast salute, echoing among the crags of sacred mount Arbora. Anyone who violates the sanctity of the Hearthlands, or of the Proclamation of the Tranquility of Republics, will follow in Ignus' footsteps all the way into a shallow and unmarked grave. While the Central Committee stands, there shall be no peace, no haven or hearth for the oathbreakers and Nithings. The Central Committee harbors no ill will toward any hearthling who abides by the peace clauses of the Tranquility of the Republics, and again welcomes anyone to the Hearthlands who wishes to settle and live his or her life free from abuse and persecution. We pray for the fallen, and hope that we by our actions have conquered not land, nor spoils, nor riches, but peace. The threat to global peace that was Melsonia has been dispatched for now, but the Central Committee cautions never failing vigilance, and calls upon the other free nations of the Hearth to join her in defending the sacred peace of the Proclamation of Tranquility of Republics.
The Central Committee offers a general amnesty to any member of Melsonia who no longer wishes to labor under the Bobtimmian yoke, and a sharp blade to all who still cling to the false idols and ideologies of spite and malice.
All Agents active in the operation have been awarded the Gold Arbora, 1st class, for the courage, steadfastness and ingenuity displayed during Operation Revølutioné. Special citations have been awarded to High Marine Agent Ziggy Von Helsing, and others who might wish to remain unnamed.
Long live The Central Committee, and her mighty Agents!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
Jesse, James, the thirteenth Sovereign Lord of the Central Committee.
Shame we didn't get to lose them in a real fight. Enjoy your loot and well done.