by DDDsDD999 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:05 pm
Oddimonium used to claim the the village, but then dis built the Archer authority towards it and attempted to raid Oddi by crossroading a ram as you can see on the north side. Luckily the manly monkeytofu wiggled his dick and smashed the ground from under the ram and caused a grouping of rocks to form in the void. When monkeytofu's erection was finally flacid after approximately a month of making love to his lover and god, Oddity, Dis managed to sneak a ram across the dozing eye of monkeytofu and breached the sweet, sweet sugah walls of Oddimonium AKA The People's Republic of Novy Otterdawn. The Oddimonium idol was later smashed due to the lack of authority in it and Archer built its authority over the promised land of Oddimonium.
God's still crying.