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Parchir is a lonely virgin, let's help him.

Postby eightbitman » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:33 pm

So my char just got killed by a virgin named parchir or something. He has never known the touch of a woman, so I think we should help him in that regard. Parchir if you get this, please go out and start talking to girls. You're spending too much time on this game. You don't want to die with that burden, do you?
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby painhertz » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:35 pm

He probably was getting head while rolling you, noob. Try harder. lololololololol
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby hazzor » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:36 pm

it's a little hazy, but i think you're butthurt about something, though i can't quite tell what
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby Parchir » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:36 pm

SS or didn't happen!
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby painhertz » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:37 pm

hazzor wrote:it's a little hazy, but i think you're butthurt about something, though i can't quite tell what


....... And the bored guy now branches out into other boring threads! Are you still here?
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby hazzor » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:39 pm

painhertz wrote:
hazzor wrote:it's a little hazy, but i think you're butthurt about something, though i can't quite tell what


....... And the bored guy now branches out into other boring threads! Are you still here?


of course i'm still here, steam sales are kind of shite so far this year so i am indeed the bored guy, you must be pretty bored too right?
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby Saxony4 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:44 pm

please go out and start talking to girls

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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby eightbitman » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:47 pm

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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby painhertz » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:48 pm

Image is everything taste is nothing?
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Re: Making sweet love to a woman who loves you

Postby ArtemisGray » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:03 am

Calm down, no need to get all buttranged and passive aggressive over dieing in a game.

Cause you know when the guy who killed you is gonna have a shit eating grin on his face once he finds this thread.

Or something like this

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