You are accused of Theft and vandalism of some newbs under the protection of of a friend of a friend of the Turtle Gods. And the friend of the friend of the Turtle Gods is demanding compensation. Failure to meet said compensation will result in the rape and dismemberment of your rotting corpse while I eat my dinner each night; And the destruction of anything deemed to shit to bother looting. While meeting the demands of compensation will earn you the right to your life, and put you back in the neutral favor of those Almighty few who are gods over all manner of man, woman and turtle alike.
you have until I become impatient to reply.