The Homicidal Ninja - Is regrettably dead

[dagrimreefah]

A message from Kaizokuroof:

DaGrimReefah is posting this on my behalf, due to the current ban issued to my account ;-;
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So it was Friday evening, I was discussing the current situation about The Village of Aintry with Rivers End, it seems the village of Aintry had been causing grief to the locals in the area and Rivers End happened to be one of the locals.

So it was decided, that Rivers End/Homicidal Ninja would organise the placing of a ram and I would assist with the raid, just in case anything went bad and the village had more forces then assumed.
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Fast forward a day, the ram should be dried and it would be time to ram. So Valor and DonWest get oathed to a small outpost called Rivers Edge and are picked up by some of the people from Rivers End and set off to find the Village of Aintry. Upon reaching the ram, some conversation was had, we all for the most part kin and memorize each other, however Valor notices something out of place..... and looks at the ram, it's further than 25 tiles away from the village and asks "How will the ram reach the walls, if it's more than 25 tiles away?" The reply Valor received sent her blood boiling. "BugRam." At this point Valor and DonWest, whom aren't too keen on the idea of bug raiding, decide whomever placed the ram must atone for their sins.

Valor asks "who placed the ram?" and gets his reply from none other than Homicidal Ninja V, after a small private chat with DonWest, Valor starts combat with Call Down the Thunder, only to have the dastardly mouse break, so ends combat, makes up a lie about knowing another bug and restarts his client.
After jumping back into the game, Valor again Calls Down the Thunder and proclaims that the buguser must die, DonWest by now has also started stacking IP. Valor moves closer in but is taken back when all of a sudden the Homicidal Ninja V Pops his Enhire, having lower end stats, this sets a little bit of panic between the dynamic duo, but being inspired by her name, Valor moved in to accept a punch. BAM Valor was down to ~30 Defence, in one punch, Valor knew this was going to be a tough fight, thankfully Valor had one advantage and that was DonWest, the one and only Ninja Styler Kamberter. After taking the punch, Valor used a Tree to clip the homicidal ninja on forcing him to stack IP via Thunder again.

After much stacking, DonWest and Valor went in for the kill, having only 54 str and a Q59 sword, Valor knew she wasn't going to be able to break AC and thus would have to play support and would rely completely on DonWest to do the damage. So using Opp Knocks/Sting to break The Homicidal Ninja's Defence, DonWest would punch and then so would Valor doing a grand total of about 80-100 dmg per 21 IP. After combating a good 10-20 minutes, with a few close calls from almost being one hit by the Homicidal Ninja, he finally made a Valliant effort to take out DonWest, rushing him punching, using battlecry and punching again... DonWest was hurt, bad. Valor had seen The Homicidal Ninja rush for grim and followed closely behind, as the homicidal Ninja used his battlecry, Valors, Valorus Strike pinged for 0 off of his armor but, DonWest threw a devestating punch and managed to take the Ninja Down.

Regrettably Valor and DonWest finished off their foe as his friend requested we didn't kill The Ninja.

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Pics below:



DonWest and Valor combating the monster that was Homicidal Ninja V



Damage is done/Using NpNg



DonWest and Valor setup for an attack.



The Homicidal Ninja is down.

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It was an honor to fight you Homicidal Ninja V and it was unfortunate that we did kill you, I wish you my most sincere apology. It turns out the bugram was actually decided to be used by some of the folks at RiversEnd, though it still doesn't change the fact that you placed it. - Kaizokruoof.

Some SS's from me:
Here we are, stacking coins and keeping our distance from the Ninja.

He was a very robust ninja. Thus, we had to jump in, make our move, and move back.

The ninja is sadly slain. A damn good ninja. And very well geared too.


We regretted having to do it. But ninja code explicitly states that bugusing is against the spirit of the Ninja Empire.

Remember though, NinjaYodeler. This is only a physical death. The spirit of the ninja Empire lives on, and exists everywhere and survives! HAahahaha!!!11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpsGqoLrt0

[Zeronine]

Avatars of the Righteous right there guys, proud of ya

[dagrimreefah]

OP updated.

[Dill]

Sorry about the loss.

[Fenix025]

I can see my house from here!

Edit: Thats not fair. He had a good armor, thats why he survived to my mighty sling. Inspector pumpkin well be sad.
I hope u keeped that bear for me. Leave it near the cr plz, i dont like to walk.

In Ninjas defence, now talking seriously, i must say that he placed a legit ram 1 day before. He was angry because i killed it and then i stole his stuff infront of 2 baboons that were keeping it.

Edit 2 (Attention whore Special Edition):

Day 62 of the war.

Detective Pumpkin has discovered another Ram at the walls.
A small incursion has been enough to destroy it. It was keeped by two baboons, one of them was wearing a bearcape. Easy operation.
When they noticed the ram was destroyed and a large chest full of bronze was stealed it was late. Think I'm gonna make some horses.



While this was happening, Sargent pumpkin, alerted by the alarms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFqShcxaQ0, got up and walked, without its clothes, to the nearest cr. He runed to take some of the boats, but this time was intercepted by a ninja dhelm. He was a baboon too, but he was awakaned and in rage for his lost. Sargent pumpkin died while carrying a boat. RIP

Caca was sleeping, but got up with the yelling of sargent Pumpking, took his powerfull weapons and proceed. He knew he couldn't left murder scents, so he shoot to one of the baboons. One shoot was enough.



Then the Dhelm came again. Detective Pumpkin started the chat. They wanted me to call my friends. Or something like this. I was pretty sure that Penus and his happy tree friends where behind it, but they don't leave scents cause they don't have finger prints, so I thought maybe other factions where behind his valour. I decided not to call chicken and cow, it was an ambush.



Who is behind this? Maybe Ninja Yodelerrrrrrrr? Maybe Rivers Derp? Back purgatory? Edemas project? Who knows...

Sooner or later Inspector Pumpkin will know it... let's see


Now Inspector Pumpkin nows the truth. Another case solved.

Ninja yodele hu huuuu: REST IN PEACES

Edit 3: (Fuck this never ends): Rivers Derp forced a ninja against his own will and internal code to use bugs? God turtle won't forgive ur sin. Rivers Derp is the axis of devil. I warned u.

[allinthename]

A message from Kaizokuroof:

DaGrimReefah is posting this on my behalf, due to the current ban issued to my account ;-;
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So it was Friday evening, I was discussing the current situation about The Village of Aintry with Rivers End, it seems the village of Aintry had been causing grief to the locals in the area and Rivers End happened to be one of the locals.

So it was decided, that Rivers End/Homicidal Ninja would organise the placing of a ram and I would assist with the raid, just in case anything went bad and the village had more forces then assumed.
________________

Fast forward a day, the ram should be dried and it would be time to ram. So Valor and DonWest get oathed to a small outpost called Rivers Edge and are picked up by some of the people from Rivers End and set off to find the Village of Aintry. Upon reaching the ram, some conversation was had, we all for the most part kin and memorize each other, however Valor notices something out of place..... and looks at the ram, it's further than 25 tiles away from the village and asks "How will the ram reach the walls, if it's more than 25 tiles away?" The reply Valor received sent her blood boiling. "BugRam." At this point Valor and DonWest, whom aren't too keen on the idea of bug raiding, decide whomever placed the ram must atone for their sins.

Valor asks "who placed the ram?" and gets his reply from none other than Homicidal Ninja V, after a small private chat with DonWest, Valor starts combat with Call Down the Thunder
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It was an honor to fight you Homicidal Ninja V and it was unfortunate that we did kill you, I wish you my most sincere apology. It turns out the bugram was actually decided to be used by some of the folks at RiversEnd, though it still doesn't change the fact that you placed it. - Kaizokruoof.

Whoa, just a minute here....What? The bugram was decided by WHO? The "folks" at River's End provided materials for the normal, average, every day ram... and had nothing to do with the decision of placement of that ram. We agreed to help camp the ram, if needed. We agreed to help using the ram, if needed. And if you truly thought someone from River's End made the decision to use the bugram, why'd you kill Homicidal Ninja V? We didn't make the call, and don't appreciate the implication that we had anything to do with decision. Truely sorry for the loss of Homicidal Ninja V. And, oh yeah, who asked you not to kill him?.....

[digdown2]

And also as far as im concerned,i did kill one of fenix charactors long ago by summon,but thats because he left me a scent in my clay that he stole,he told me he would never do it again and so i took his word,and that was that. Not long after that my niebor killed him again at the node for ,well you guessed it ,there he was digging it again lol,but he hasnt since the last kill so i began to gain a little respect towards him,up untill im out foraging and low and behold i return to my boat and there are fresh theft scents,so i pick them up and track to him just down the river so i try to get in his way so i could ask or inquire about it but my chat was closed ,next thing i know i hear the ping,so thats why i got involved in trying to help with getting into aintry . i was only after caca for shooting at me in the first place otherwise i would have just ignored him as usual.

[Fenix025]

And also as far as im concerned,i did kill one of fenix charactors long ago by summon,but thats because he left me a scent in my clay that he stole,he told me he would never do it again and so i took his word,and that was that. Not long after that my niebor killed him again at the node for ,well you guessed it ,there he was digging it again lol,but he hasnt since the last kill so i began to gain a little respect towards him,up untill im out foraging and low and behold i return to my boat and there are fresh theft scents,so i pick them up and track to him just down the river so i try to get in his way so i could ask or inquire about it but my chat was closed ,next thing i know i hear the ping,so thats why i got involved in trying to help with getting into aintry . i was only after caca for shooting at me in the first place otherwise i would have just ignored him as usual.

Lol.

The one who left scents wasnt caca, u just wanted to memorize me so u cornered me. Why u avoid where those scents where? There was an empty basic box at the edge of the river and i took it. U saw caca and started the chasing, so i shoot at u. Second time u found me taking clay was in an unclaimed area, and it was Penus who killed me. 5 min after that Penus and allinthename where palibashing me, so they decided that before founding me in the river. As strangeman told me in his slaver camp: that SG was yours and u didnt want any other foraging there. So stop crying that sad story. A good ninja has died for ur greed. ololo

[jordancoles]

Sad, I was getting ready to port in and fight him about a day before this happened but he'd blocked the CR just as I was clicking to port haha
Apparently he kept coming back to this town by himself
GG guys

[Vigilance]

You type like a sperglord. I will remove your head from your shoulders regardless of your factional orientation.

RIP Homosexual Ninja, at least you didn't die to ants again.

Also, kaizo, if you killed him for "placing a bugram" I'm going to be rather disappointed. Who are you to start dabbling in the RIGHTEOUS BAGOUSER SLAYER act? You're better than that.