by NaoWhut » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:54 pm The walls came down. First blood on Dis
member "Wogala". The dunk squad rolls
through the village like a lightning storm,
strong, deadly and terrifying... So terrifying
that when we found a villager in his house
on an alt and main; he uttered the phrase
"LOL!"
as his dhelmed main fell to his fate at the
hands of the Meatball and Jordan Clark.
We cleared the village of people in no time,
blocked their crossroads and had everything
set up for a Dis counter assault..
They didn't come though... so we unblocked
the crossroads... still no one.. so we decided
maybe we should just leave, and walked to
our boats to sail away and hearth.
However, JC boats around a little and finds
about 15 Dis people sailing towards him... huh
that's all we saw for a while, and we figured
that they were it, so we just derped around a
little bit... whenever we were going too fast
for them we'd slow down or just stay in one
spot and wait for them to catch up. They did
eventually, so we kept going( Me and Valten),
but JC and the Meatball had gone ahead because
they were getting bored.
We got to a point where we were VERY scared
that we would die, so we put the boat on shore
and sit on the nearest mud flat to escape
It worked! we knew that their biggest enemy
was walking, with their feet o.o!!!! so we just
stood there as LadyGoo sails away alone...
she finds our two great friends Meatball and JC
both completely unnexpecting her, and then
she kills them both!!
But actually she just ran =p
So! eventually we herded them all into a small
little area and they formed a protective circle
around their weaker players
so as we moved in to strike and kill all of them...
they sprinted straight for their only chance of
survival!
Apparently they were trying to run from us the
whole time because
Mr Titan stats here said they won when everyone
was safely inside
3 kills is all, no good loot, just the joy of killing.
Now... some of you might ask
"What is dis!?"
so... i'll answer you
"Dis is a bunch of No Named Noobies. Or NNN for
short... They used to go by the name actually!"
Because these poor guys thought we bug rammed.
I expect to be bruteforced shortly, because
they can't properly patrol their walls for a ram
that was 15 tiles from the wall. I actually saw one
of their members as i was building the ram, he may
have seen me... but who knows with these kids.
