Safari in AD Jungles

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Safari in AD Jungles

Postby LadyGoo » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:36 am

Travel agency "Happy Trips"
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An incredible and unbelievable safari in the wildest part of the northwestern haven and hearth
The program includes a fascinating journey of discovering, watching and hunting the local fauna.

In our amazing zoo you’ll be able to see such a legendary creatures as Koya, XaoZlo and lots of others bug user cattles © in their natural habitat.
It is allowed to tease, to troll and shoot the animals without any restrictions *.

You will be accompanied by experienced guides who will ensure your safety.

Ranger’s Bow 130q and a quivers full of arrows q200 + ** for free!
The cost of this fascinating travel is just - 30 pearls

For veterans and people experiencing poverty the service is free ***

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* We recommend you to be completely anonymous for your own safety. Also we recommend you to listen to the guides and do your best for your safety and avoid further troubles.
Agency ensures privacy and performs safety training.

** In the event of a large influx of customers quality arrows can be reduced to 160-180q

*** Ranger’s Bows 130q are provided for single use in the safary only unfer your request. Boom 160q FREE!


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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby factnfiction101 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:58 am

LadyGoo wrote:You will be accompanied by experienced guides who will ensure your safety.

Can you come with me? We can hold hands :lol:

i want a minehole village
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby andrikyuzva » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:05 am

damn whores
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby Sarchi » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:25 am

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Edit: - Not a cool image bro -
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby Sarchi » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:35 am

Also, ql 130 rbows suck a horse's cock. Just sayin'.

Get ql 180 or

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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby sabinati » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:51 am

what in the actual fuck
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby zmurrell » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:35 am

what the hell is on that girl?
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby FictionRyu » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:15 am

Sarchi wrote: - Not a cool image -


So they ARE real.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... mF9ylLDBIY
Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby HasseKebab » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:08 am

Sarchi wrote: - Not a cool image -


oh god, why the fuck would you even post this?
fuckingfuckfuck this makes me fucking puke
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Re: Safari in AD Jungles

Postby jordancoles » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:35 am

It's a photoshop. The circles are actually from a plant, they're seeds. These type of images trigger something in the brain though that makes you uncomfortable.

Also, fuck you AD. Have fun being shot at on a daily basis. Do bug rams make a good shield? They seem to be good for everything else. :roll:
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