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Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby jordancoles » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:19 am

Melsonia Prevails!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmebU9avzM


Egg City + all villages connected by crossroads down, 3 dead. 1 farmer, Valk's (Windmaker) main and another guy in merch robe + r cloak etc.
Fobia messaged me a night or two ago saying that he'd gotten into a village with some people who were talking about setting up a trap against Dis/Melsonia. Little did they know he was listening. We waited 2 days or so, the LS kept being afk or logging whenever we'd ask him to give access to the idol area with crossroads. After he had finally been oathed, the biggest fuck-up known to man took place. Fobia summoned his fighter in and crashed instantly on both clients. Valk saw a d helmer port in, and both of them logout. We thought that the jig was up, but to our surprise some smooth talking worked just fine. He REOATHED Fobia's alt and Tyler and I were summoned inside of a mansion. The rest can be soon through these screens. I didn't bother to take many pictures during the raid but enjoy.

Care to share your side of the story? Fobia knows the details of getting inside

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What would you like to offer for your lawspeaker back?
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Fobia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:21 am

The Glorious Leader sends his regards.

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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Mikeyboy » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:55 am

NOW IS WHEN YOU DO IT? fuck man it only took you like 3 damn months
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby jordancoles » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:59 am

Mikeyboy wrote:NOW IS WHEN YOU DO IT? fuck man it only took you like 3 damn months

3 months ago I was not playing the game and neither was Fobia
3 months ago lag was so bad that haven was all but abandoned, meaning we likely wouldn't have gotten any of these 3 kills
3 months ago those characters would have had 3 less months to grind stats for us to kill for plotting against us
I think our timing was just right on this one ;)
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby MrBunzy » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:24 am

lol good job. o7
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Bearwoman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:47 am

You takin' mah jerb D:

They told me to fuck off after I raged at them for fucking everything over . Also, they're planningtobe/allied with A.D. now, apparently. I ain't no bugrammer so that gave me a good reason to leave anyway, together with them spamming scents all over the place.

Though I appreciate not killing me when I walked outside the village, you still took mah jerb. I sad now.

Guess I have to look for a different set of ovens. I was quite fond of Ausschwitz, y'know.

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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Fobia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:52 am

jordancoles wrote:Care to share your side of the story? Fobia knows the details of getting inside

Alright I am going to add some more info now that we're done looting and sorting shit.

The first day of Brodgar I logged in to lurk around and see what's going on. To my surprise I notice people talking in spanish, it was amazing, I couldn't resist so I promptly joined the conversation it was all nice and smooth until I mentioned I was Fobia. All of a sudden some people in the conversation started being hostile towards me for no reason, namely one of the villagers of Egg which had stated he was Windmaker but later on changed his mind and revealed himself as Luis. I tried to help out one of the guys involved in the conversation and log out.

The next day I wake up with a strange message from someone who people in Melsonia barely remember. We will call him Bear. So Bear introduced himself to me stating that he saw no updated recruitment thread and that he wanted to rejoin even though he had drowned long ango and gave up on HnH. Smells fishy. No one would drown by mistake while in one of our Gulags, quit, and expect to come back and be received with a hug.

I start lurking around the forums and I remember how I argued with this guy called Luis from this village called Egg. By then things weren't clear at all but there was no other way of knowing what was going but infiltration so I went ahead and pmed Luis' lawspeaker and started chatting a bit and being nice in general.

After two or three days of chatting he invites me to his village, I obviously take the invitation. As soon as I join their village chat over skype I start checking their skype profiles to see if the guy who PMed me is inside the village and, voila, 10 seconds later I find said guy.

I start reading their village chat and it's all about getting AD to kill Tyler, Dis, and anyone who has helped them out. Hatred against my lovely faction everywhere. So I ask myself. What would The Glorious Leader do? Ask me about what to do. And my opinion over this is that infiltration and betrayal is best paid with infiltration and betrayal.

So I join the village, start talking, being friendly and all the stuff people does but I decided to give them a couple opportunities to solve this. I offered them ways of talking to Fobia, they refused. I offered them help from Fobia, they refused. Hell I even told them conflicting stories so they would notice I was lying. They didn't.

So today was the day, no more chances, just rape and pillage all over Egg.

I start talking to the lawspeaker and ask him if he would be up to oathing me so I could do a quick trade with someone else I owed some curios and he promptly agreed, after all, he oathed me before and nothing happened. So I go jump to the trader's idol and ask him to oath me back. I get oathed somewhere just to disappear from village and ask for a reoath.

As soon as I land back on Egg I summon my main and aggro both of us from my 100ua character. As soon as I do that both of my client crash. Egg's LS starts to spam my skype like hell asking what was going on and what did I do. I tell him how I got scared when I saw the other guy and missclicked both of them and since he forced me to use criminal acts before he partially buys the story. I get him distracted about how I thought it was one of his friends that was going to kill me and he deludes himself with his lack of knowledge about game mechanics that it was some kind of crazy bug.

I log in and making it look like if I was totally scared I port out to gather more scents. The conversation goes on for a while and we all thought it was over, by then, no one would be that stupid of oathing me back to their village after what happened and if they did it would be obviously a trap.

But then here comes the miracle. I get oathed back but I can't manage to find the real goal, his main... He was using an alt and there was no way of knowing where it would be so I start to craft a story about how we should check the whole village. I have him run around until he gets bored and settles on a house so I go to the next one and summon our three guys in and tell them to wait. I come back where he is and tell him I found nothing then drag him to the mines to have enough time to search in the remaining houses with our mains. He buys it and comes down the minhole and then we all rush like mad towards the only house in the same section of the brickwall that I had not checked, we would barely have time to reach it and port to the next section if he was quick about going up the minhole again, but thank god he was kind enough to leave his char on the same brickwall section we were.

His character dies pretty quickly and my cover gets blown up... Or not, because it took them an hour to remove me from their village chat and that just happened because I told them it was me.

We started looting that mess they called home, killed a couple more guys that didn't bother to read skype chat or simply ignored advice to not log in and that's it.
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Bearwoman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:01 am

Fobia wrote:
jordancoles wrote:Care to share your side of the story? Fobia knows the details of getting inside

The next day I wake up with a strange message from someone who people in Melsonia barely remember. We will call him Bear. So Bear introduced himself to me stating that he saw no updated recruitment thread and that he wanted to rejoin even though he had drowned long ango and gave up on HnH. Smells fishy. No one would drown by mistake while in one of our Gulags, quit, and expect to come back and be received with a hug.
it.


Askin' don't cost no money. Not to mention I only joined their village on the 12th or so and asked you if you recruit on the 14th.
And being put into another gulag sure ain't a hug.
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Armis » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:54 am

Fobia wrote: I have him run around until he gets bored and settles on a house so I go to the next one and summon our three guys in and tell them to wait.


How does one summon people like this?
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Re: Never Trust a Spaniard

Postby Grable » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:06 am

Armis wrote:
Fobia wrote: I have him run around until he gets bored and settles on a house so I go to the next one and summon our three guys in and tell them to wait.


How does one summon people like this?


have scents, break hf, summon
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