
Let the cry echo throughout the hearthlands, Melsonia has flung open its doors and invites the clamouring workers to once again unite under Her red banner!
Glorious Leader asks for:
- Hard working proletariat, willing to spend hours at a time toiling side by side with their revolutionary brothers. The equivalent of three or four per day would ensure a suitable level of national pride and camaraderie.
- Access to Skype. The indoctrination doesn't end at the Hearthland.
- Players that enjoy their Haven and Hearths. Play the game in front of you or don't, whiners need not apply.
- Community minded players interested in building something bigger than themselves.
Glorious Leader offers you:
- A long standing and mature community built by calloused, patriotic hands.
- A nation that trusts its people. You'll find no fortified private plots here; if you cannot trust your brothers and sisters with your plow, you can't trust them with your life.
- A political and legal system open to the people at all levels.
- Many scenic communes to potentially live in and experience communism first hand under the watchful eye of the Mother Land.
Current openings in the People's Popular Revolution:
- Hunters & foragers, be bold! Be brave! Join Melsonia and be the hand that feeds the bodies and brains of a nation while evading the un-manly fists of our enemies.
- Metal workers, oh you hard headed and anti-social drunks, we know that's not beer in your tankards but concentrated national pride. Tastes like victory.
- Any other job if, and only if, you consider yourself an exemplar of the craft. If your snake tunnels do not drive grown men to hysterical tears of joy, if your farms do not spontaneously harvest themselves out of reverence for your mere passing, then you do not qualify.
Become a hero of the people, apply now!
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Spontaneous act of pre-emptive patriotism:
Please bare in mind that those who do not work, do not eat. And by "work" we mean contribute more than they take. And by "do not eat" we mean stabbed and thrown in a river.
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