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[Inspirational175]

Inspirational175 Presents: I Am Lonely and I Can Make Good Sammiches
(I HAVE FOUND A PLACE TO LIVE)

- Hello, I am Inspirational175 and I am tired of being alone in the world. Within this thread, I will tell you my background story, why you should hire me and what I can offer.

Background:
- I am gay and Vigilance says my posts are adorable! Anyways, I started playing in October, 2010. I was a member of the village known as Thrall in world three. In World Four, I don't remember much of what I was doing (I think I did not play during this world). In World Five, I farmed for awhile, I foreclosed on peoples settlements and allegedly stole a table. In World Six, I joined late and ranted about how Vigilance is super cute and a big bad wolf.

- Well there is my history in a nut shell, there is nothing really special about me at all...

Why You Should Hire Me:
1. I make an amazing sammich.
2. I won't rob you.
3. I won't touch you inappropriately unless you want me to.
4. I know how to cut trees.
5. I can farm.
6. I will do all the tasks that you do not want to do.
7. I don't require a pay.
8. I just want a small plot of land to call my own, the ability to farm like a boss and the ability to cook. (I love cooking!)
9. I will do anything and everything you want me to do.

What I Can Offer:
1. Compassion
2. Love
3. Tons of lulz
4. A stone axe
5. Food
6. An amazing sammich
7. Anything and everything

If you are interested in letting me work/live for you then please send me a pm or post on this thread.

Note: May I bring my children? (Just kiddin' I'm fudgin' with ya!)

[zeroanger]

You can join me. I dont have much, but im trying to get a village going.

[btaylor]

I stopped reading at "I am gay."

[Gray]

Are you active or passive?

[Мразиш]

Are you active or passive?

Sounds like a twink.

[Vigilance]

...I am gay and Vigilance... ...Vigilance is super cute and a big bad wolf...

You're starting to really creep me out. You wouldn't happen to have a shrine to me in your closet, would you?

[Inspirational175]

...I am gay and Vigilance... ...Vigilance is super cute and a big bad wolf...

You're starting to really creep me out. You wouldn't happen to have a shrine to me in your closet, would you?

Yes I would actually and how did you know 0.o? And see, now I'm playing mental games with you Vig ;P

[HarryDresden]

Ohey! You're the newbie who got out and tried to punch a bear when you were with us last world. Pretty entertaining.

[kev01pr]

This guy...

[Inspirational175]

*Chuckles* I have found a place to live.