[W6-IA] World 6 Intelligence Agency

[goodyman8]

GREETINGS INTERNET FRIEND

WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY. (I ASSURE YOU, I POSSESS THE EXPERIENCE AND COMPETENCE REQUIRED TO LEAD THIS GROUP. TAKE THIS THREAD AS AN EXAMPLE.)

Greetings to global mod using caps.

I was told not to get involved into conversations with tards but I decided to get into one. I have to tell you that there is a purpose for an intelligence agency - but only intelligent beings (I mean people that use their brains) can figure it out. And people shouldn't be worried about the competence of W6-IA leading group - it's good enough (at least better than competence of some global moderators.)

Our leaders do not use caps and can keep a secret group secret. From time to time they (leaders) encounter some... brainless beings and their (BB's) questions for the things they (BB) are not allowed to know, but hey, they (BB) are just human beings with all their (BB's) stupidity and ignorance. We are not bothered with them, it's a waste of time.

(BB) - Brainless Beings

Questhun timez.
why is everyone in the (WIA) (S)
why is everyone outside the (WIA) (BB)
why havent we still got proof you killed an important char at W5
why will you be bitchin about how dumb i am and dont need to deliver proof and listen your imaginative superiors.
(WIA= World intelligence agency
(S=smart)
(BB=brainless)

[imanique]

Questhun timez.
why is everyone in the (WIA) (S)
why is everyone outside the (WIA) (BB)
why havent we still got proof you killed an important char at W5
why will you be bitchin about how dumb i am and dont need to deliver proof and listen your imaginative superiors.
(WIA= World intelligence agency
(S=smart)
(BB=brainless)

1. Nobody said that everyone is in W6-IA.
2. Nobody said that only stupid fucks are not in W6-IA.
3. The agency promised to do some dirty work in W5, we picked our target and did some setting but as you can see there is no world 5 anymore.
4. Nobody is tellin' that you're stupid. If you are in the agency you follow orders, if you're good then the agency might do something for you (if you suck then you're fired). Just read the topic carefully, everything is in IT.

[Jackard]

:words:

all the humor and subtlety of a brick. clearly, these are the marks of a good spokesman/leader

[bmjclark]

I want to join please. My amazing sense of morality and compassion for my fellow hearthlings will be an asset in your organization.

being an intelligence agent means effectively hiding the fact that you're someone's alt, at the very least, who you're an alt of

I think some people missed gatos sarcasm

[ApocalypsePlease]

all the humor and subtlety of a brick.

sigged

[burgingham]

So we are back to you creating something that does nothing yet you claim it does everything, we just don't see it?

[FatBob]

So we are back to you creating something that does nothing yet you claim it does everything, we just don't see it?

I love how you think btw

[Tonkyhonk]

still the requirement of AtKYMS (Ability to keep you mouth shout) since W5. very intelligent, aye?

[REWB]

I think its a cool idea but now it's completely compromised. You should have just asked out side of this forum if you really wanted to keep it "SECRET". I’m sure there will be lots of secret keeping in this world, just like in the last. Like when I tried to start a trading partnership with some organized looking people I ran across yesterday, they didn’t even want to talk about it so I wished them luck and moved on.

So just have fun....however you like it.

[imanique]

So we are back to you creating something that does nothing yet you claim it does everything, we just don't see it?

Man, you were so CLOSE!

2. What does W6-IA do?
It is an intelligence agency. Our attention is focused on gathering information. Agents and trusted members are allowed to know more. We cannot tell more outsiders.

World would be a much better place if people could understand written words. Burgingham, I know that there are four sentences and it is quite hard to... read them ALL and to understand them ALL (not everyone has the capability to read, think and understand - but it is normal, there are more people like... you?). If you have problems with it then just ask your mom or dad to help you. I am sure they LOVE you and will DO ANYTHING for you.

I am sure that some day you will be able to read and understand dozens of sentences! You have my support.