Clerkenwell Recruiting

[Vigilance]

Age: (Don't care really so long as you're mature enough) 12 and what is this
Desired occupation: axe-murderer
Experience: many year
Play Time (Days/Times): all time is play time! )
Reason for Joining: to kill you )
How can you contribute: by removing the burden of your life from hearthland )
What Nationality are you?: (Important? So long as you can speak English I suppose. Oh. Probably don't want to speak Russian either.) rus and little english
Will you not grab a boat, come over to my actual village, besiege us and steal our pants? (Yes/No) will besiege

plz review application & send me message of result, cannot wait to shed blood

You said you wouldn't pants and rape me on global. D:

what is a global, i am peasfool russian farm. (

[Destroyer600]

Age: 13
Desired occupation: Rancher, wood gatherer, (maybe) farmer, tanner
Experience: one week
Play Time (Days/Times): 7 days a week
Reason for Joining: My last village (of three people, yeah!) was destroyed by a russian town.
How can you contribute: Leather worker, chopping wood, caring for domesticated animals (and killing then), and, if needed, i can grow crops too.
What Nationality are you?: Brazillian, but i can speak english (i think)
Will you not grab a boat, come over to my actual village, besiege us and steal our pants? No, never.

PS: I have two friends, perhaps they want to join too.