by mitchdevano » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:55 pm Hello potential ping pong champion and Welcome to the thread that may or may not welcome you to Ping Pong Palace. A place of wonder, Mystery, desire, hope, desperation, melancholy, despair, misery and death.... Well maybe not mystery. We are a fairly active village with a few of us neck bea...no-lif.... folk who play all day err day.
We are conveniently located away from wandering eyes and speedy boats seeking to destroy our walls and crumble our buildings. What we can offer you is a bit of land to erect you'r humble abode, an area that is populated by fierce animals and river that will lead you to magical lands. We may be a bit of a walk from a river but mind you that we are no more than a five minute paddle to one of the biggest beaches I have ever seen. There are more muscles than I know what to do with and I go to the gym err day!
Also we tend to lead towards being lawful and peaceful with our allies and enemies. We will not raid or seige unprovoked.
What can you Expect from me and my village?
We can offer you safety and protection to go about you'r daily life.
We have allies in low and semi-almost-high places. That will offer assistance in battle and siege.
A friendly environment populated by friendly and funny folk.
Access to materials that you may not have access so readily elsewhere in the world.
Assistance. Most of us are willing to assist in anything and almost everything
you require. WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR
Hunters and FORAGERS, folk who will grab a boat and a sling, or a sword and shield then bring home the bacon.
fisherman or fishing gals. The people who will grab their rod and try catch a swaying cod.
In order for me to even consider your application you must meet the following requisites.
(note that if any time you do not meet one of the following requirements it would be a good idea to click back, or exit)
- You must have over 25 post.
You'r account must be older than a week
You are not waffles or any other variation of waffles.
You are atleast sixteen years old.
Your name must not begin with cunt. (We have enough people like that already)
You must be willing to port you'r main over here.
You may not leave scents without the express permission of the LS and Chief..
Congratulations you have met all of the requirements! Now on to what I expect from you.
No killing villagers. Ever. EVER PERIOD, DOT. THE END! .. Any questions?
Obey the orders of the LS and Chieftan, they are the law.
Do not provoke any other neighboring villagers or settlements.
You will not go and palibash someone or murder someone unprovoked without the express permission of the LS.
No stealing from your fellow villagers.
Betrayal = Death. We do not mess around with this.
Helping out with village chores. Such as collecting logs, clay. building roads. etc. etc.
What will you get when you join?
Absolutely nothing... Yup thats right, nada. well....
When you arrive you will be given a small amount of land for you to erect your house upon as well as maybe a crop or two with a few drying racks. I will be providing cellars for everyone and I will dig them out myself.
You have the option to place hour home inside our fortress of fortitude or you may place the Claim outside of the village and have a larger bit of land.
HERE WE GO. Are ya still with me? Grand! Lets get to the application
Name:
In Game Name
Age
Language(s):
Timezone and Country:
Desired in game occupation:
Past experiences in the world, good and bad:
Previous village(s):
Activity: Are you active, fairly active. Once a day, once a week. I will sign up and betray you so probably only a day. That kind of thing.
About Me: (Tell me a bit about yourself, what kind of dude or dudette you are)
Are you waffles or have ever been affiliated with waffles:
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