Looking for Noob Village

[RGavin]

First time I've even noticed the forum ... Need to place that order for new glasses soon ...

Anyway, I'm looking to join a village that has either desperate standards or a noob schooling program. Preferably the latter. Just got mauled by a boar and decided being a hungry hermit just doesn't cut it, bash it, or swing a sword at it. Trust might not be forthcoming, but I'll earn it. Hopefully without the +18 kind of favors, nor the 'climbing Everest 5 times over' kind of test ...

Offer is open to pretty much anybody that's willing to accept. Except a**holes.
EDIT: Offer is now closed. Anybody who's late to the party ... you're locked out.