Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

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Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

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So I heard talk of Troll visiting WaffleEggnog/Norris's village on a regular basis so I PM'd him asking for a port nearby.
For some reason I was given a port right beside the walls and this is what I found.

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Knowing that I could easily get through this wall, I decided to test the waters by sending out my MM alt since I could see murder and battery scents at their idol from the outside.
The goal was to run in unnoticed, grab the scents, bash all of the hearthfires and then summon the town in my plot.

As I ran inside on my alt, I noticed a white dot on my screen!
It was Katan, the town's lawspeaker. I quickly ran inside of a house and ported away with him trailing behind to inspect the dot on his own map (me). Shortly after, I decided to head back on my main.

As I ported over, I saw that Katan was standing on the inside of the gate still searching. I quickly slipped through the wall and killed Katan.

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Caught in the crossfire, we also stumbled onto a steel helmer. Sadly his skull was not developed :(
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We then began looting
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After the LCs had been moved we also noticed something very special
Norris's hearthfire, along with some harsh words!!
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So we decided to wait.
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And more crude messages from these savages!
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It was clear that a purge was needed.

Hours passed, and it seemed that timezones had gotten the best of us considering that it was roughly 6am for him. We eventually decided to leave.

A day passed and we noticed that Norris had finally logged onto Skype, so we returned to the scene of the crime.

Another dead lawspeaker alt, along with one dead Norris
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Norris then proceeded to message one of Tylur's villagers and asked them to take refuge
He then oathed himself straight to my idol
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Dead Norris no. 2 in a 1v1

I do feel bad about the oath, but you did ask to be oathed :geek:
Nothing personal bud, just haven't found many people to raid in a while :)
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jordancoles wrote:Nothing personal bud, just haven't found many people to raid in a while :)
i think you just manage to describe the entirety of my dislike for this community better than i ever could, congratulations.
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You pussy you knew you could't take us all out when we were on but as soon we were all off you went through our walls with your pussy ass gang and took out our lawspeaker and fighter 7 against 2 so you can take your swag ass swords and shub them up your ass ¦]
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300Stalker wrote:You pussy you knew you could't take us all out when we were on but as soon we were all off you went through our walls with your pussy ass gang and took out our lawspeaker and fighter 7 against 2 so you can take your swag ass swords and shub them up your ass ¦]
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300Stalker wrote:You pussy you knew you could't take us all out when we were on but as soon we were all off you went through our walls with your pussy ass gang and took out our lawspeaker and fighter 7 against 2 so you can take your swag ass swords and shub them up your ass ¦]
I was originally aiming at you on my 200 ua mm alt from outside then dots started porting in :lol:
Came back with a few more, but it was not 7

Didn't get much of a fight though. Norris and I's 1v1 was just a slide spam :/
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

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lol idk who u are but ur village is shit at combat
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Haha look whos talking someone who likes big black dicks.Don't know whos shit here ¦]
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

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I hear talk of Katan wanting to buy his skull back, I don't have you on skype so message me here before it finishes studying
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Caught in the crossfire, we also stumbled onto a steel helmer. Sadly his skull was not developed :(
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Here you refer to Wilson,
And also I popped in this evening and was gunned down by three b12 dhelmers thanks for the crossfire guys :(
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

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I think we're at 3 developed skulls now from this raid

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Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:
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