Fastest boatjacker ever
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Fastest boatjacker ever
by WarpedWiseMan » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:08 pm
I literally built my first boat (holy shit I forgot how tedious this game could be) sailed across the river to grab a nettle and some dirty Russian fucker sailed by and stole it. 27 seconds of ownership has to be some sort of Haven record.
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by NOOBY93 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:10 pm
WOW lol win.
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by zacty » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:18 pm
im on my second 
and i still haven't built one
and i still haven't built one
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by NOOBY93 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:18 pm
I don't have a boat.
Hmm...
Might steal one
Hmm...
Might steal one
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by WarpedWiseMan » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:23 pm
Why is a boat 40 freaking boards? The thing is like 3 feet wide. 8 boards is more realistic, I'm not building a yacht.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by NOOBY93 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:25 pm
WarpedWiseMan wrote:Why is a boat 40 freaking boards? The thing is like 3 feet wide. 8 boards is more realistic, I'm not building a yacht.
Speaking of which, game needs canoes. Would be crafted from a log, just like a runestone from a boulder.
It would take 1 damage each tile and would have, say, 100 health? Repaired with string.
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by Vigilance » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:45 pm
We've lost like four to two Russians. I think that means I need to make a russian genocide? I'm not sure how Haven history has handled this before.
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by zacty » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:47 pm
russians are like generic bandits in any other MMO, low to mid level trash mobs that nobody really talks about except when they are low level and the trash mobs are a threat
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Re: Fastest boatjacker ever
by Vigilance » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:01 pm
gotta be wary of them new spawns
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