Fastest boatjacker ever

[HarryDresden]

Had a friend spawn, thought it was his character coming up to talk to my gf's character, Nope. Russian boat jacker. I can't wait to get rage.

[Phinix]

gotta be wary of them new spawns

what do you mean by new spawns? is there new animals or bots?

[NOOBY93]

Had a friend spawn, thought it was his character coming up to talk to my gf's character, Nope. Russian boat jacker. I can't wait to get rage.

IKR. Rage.

[HarryDresden]

Had a friend spawn, thought it was his character coming up to talk to my gf's character, Nope. Russian boat jacker. I can't wait to get rage.

IKR. Rage.

It's my fault for having a boat half on a claim, he picked it up, so whatever, it was the one previous Russians had damaged, so there was nothing in it thankfully. Good thing, he almost got my crate of cone cows

[NOOBY93]

Had a friend spawn, thought it was his character coming up to talk to my gf's character, Nope. Russian boat jacker. I can't wait to get rage.

IKR. Rage.

It's my fault for having a boat half on a claim, he picked it up, so whatever, it was the one previous Russians had damaged, so there was nothing in it thankfully. Good thing, he almost got my crate of cone cows

People actually use cone cows...? Anyway imagine: World start. Annoying Russians stealing boats. But nobody expected you to have... BAM! Rage and a sling/falcon pawnch.
He's knocked out, but he's chuckling IRL because you can't kill him, and wait for it... BAM. You take another shot and he's dead.
Nobody steals my fucking boat.

[HarryDresden]

Grinding cone cows is one of the best ways to get LP early game, I make sure I always have 2-4 in my inventory.

[hazzor]

We've lost like four to two Russians. I think that means I need to make a russian genocide? I'm not sure how Haven history has handled this before.

I just lost one to you, because I refused to give you the boar I was killing ಠ_ಠ

[digdown2]

We've lost like four to two Russians. I think that means I need to make a russian genocide? I'm not sure how Haven history has handled this before.

I just lost one to you, because I refused to give you the boar I was killing ಠ_ಠ

Ok sounds simalar to what went down for me today. So im riding down riv and see a bear ,got 2 yesteday, so i fig ya ok another one np,
it will take a while but eh im good for it so i get my rocks and get started about 3 hits in 2guys in a boat pull up and say hi need help ,i say nah im good ty anyway so he says ill help. So you already know what im thinking- ( really! they that dumb) Well one of them starts pelting my bear, so we trade shots and misses,was quite funny really about 3rd way through killing bear they get on shore to gather up more rocks, so i do the same, when we return to the bear, the driver is so close i cant fit my boat in front of his so im like ok thieves,so maby they noobs, im not to sure but not pros.So with them thinkingthey had me blocked off from getting my bear , I went down riv a little bit touch land and bear comes to me now he yells at me (wish i had video for you guys, you would fall over lyao like i did)Now im pointed at bear with my boat,them right next to me as i listen for the tap tap tap (them hitting my boat ) but they didnt ,3 more hits bear drops to ground ,driver hops out of his boat to pick up my bear,but expecting i was gonna deal with tards i was already in lift mode, guess who went home with his bear. ps got to save chat

[Taxaso]

Yeah and I built 2 boats and suddenly army of 10 alts came and stole both boats.

[insanechef]

had every boat ive built stolen within 20 minutes

im struggling to find a place to dry my pelts