I think I win on fastest boat "theft."
I saw a random passer-by carrying a boat, and asked if he would start a sign for me to make my own. He obliged, and actually stayed a little while to help make the boards. He had to go when it was nearly completed, and warped home. I finish up the materials myself & start to build it.
As I was -just- about to finish it, random guy comes by & steals everything from my crate. I take 1 board out of the boat sign as he starts to build it (he had no bone saw). He demands to know how I have a backpack (this was about 14 hours into the world) and refused to believe there was enough time to make it. Demanded to know how I got it over & over, then demanded leather (I was out).
Obviously I didn't give him any of this, so he destroyed my boat sign right in front of me.
