Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

[300Stalker]

This post actually proves how big pussies you are instead of building a ram to raid us you just used a glitch to save your precious time

[NOOBY93]

Learn what 'pussy' means. Why build ram when ur too retarded to make wall normally?

[bakalavr]

JC, you did great job creating such entertaining topic. Something bothers me though.

So I heard talk of Troll visiting WaffleEggnog/Norris's village on a regular basis so I PM'd him asking for a port nearby.
For some reason I was given a port right beside the walls
...
Norris then proceeded to message one of Tylur's villagers and asked them to take refuge
He then oathed himself straight to my idol

Please specify, who exactly gave you XR sign. Norris? Why would he do so, your opinion?
Judging from oath part, he treated you and your village as his friends till the end. Pardon me if I'm wrong, but this raid looks like a huge backstab. Not that Troll wasn't aware of corner glitch, he obviously was, but you just got there earlier.

[Fobia]

10/10 Would read again.

Baylife and brolove.

[ramones]

Why were gates open? Someone rammed them in the past and rebuilt new ones and kept keys?

[300Stalker]

No someone entered our door maid account opened the gates and threw the keys away which is another bitch move to make instead of going face to face

[bakalavr]

Why were gates open? Someone rammed them in the past and rebuilt new ones and kept keys?

Someone logged on key alt, opened gates and tossed out keys several hours before attack. Norris made those corners to prevent anyone from entering, too bad all this time he was busy playing game, not breaking it.

[Jojjkano]

WELL NOW U KNOW HOW TO NOT BUILD A GATE

[ChildhoodObesity]

big pussies

[liamw1986]

I was the steel helm dude. I had a chance to run but I thought fuck it il see how strong they are. 1 punch later and 2/3rds of my opponent's defence bar was gone. shame those other 2 guys came and joined him. And sorry bout my skull boiz. I'm gutted too. I had 100 intel and 15 million lp spent. Guess im still a noob.

I did lol irl when I saw the name of this thread tho heh.