by sacptm » Sat May 24, 2014 4:10 am tl;dr warning: there's no redeeming summary of this post so just skip it if you can't be arsed with chatlogs
Hi everybody, I'm a completely fucking irrelevant nobody with no faction affiliations who you have never heard of and frankly I think this forum is usually full of dick waving shit which I am not involved in and care nothing about. HOWEVER as a recent target of a fun oath-killing assassination attempt by MrGreen I would like to share with you some details of his complete fucking ineptitude and possibly part of the reason for this call-out. (preface: I don't know Hydra other than trading with him once and have never spoken to him outside of that encounter, so any link between my story and his may very well be baseless assumptions on my part).
So I'm a small time trader and a few weeks ago I get a weird skype contact request from a confusingly retarded individual.
He doesn't follow up at all. About a week later I post a thread looking to buy a couple LCs of copper for curios, since I had recently moved camp and hadn't yet found a new vein to supply myself with. He offers to sell me some, yet it transpires he doesn't actually fucking have any and is just wasting my time. Despite this embarassing situation he messages me wanting to buy shit-tier weaponry:
I had a good chuckle at this. I'm not much of a video game player myself and understand other commitments but this irrelevant line does make me laugh. A couple days after, having given up trying to trade with this idiot I find my own supply:
He then goes off on a tangent and tries to get me to sell him steel because apparently he 'cant make steel crucibles'
so whatever. I forget about him. Some weeks later:
At this point in time I thought he was just some idiot teen hermit and forgot all about him. I only found out later that he is apparently affiliated with A.D. and is supposed to have some level of influence in the game (fucked if I know anything about W7 politics, mind).
After writing him off as just a pain in the arse to try to trade with I decide to have nothing more to do with him. So imagine my pleasure when I receive the following message a couple weeks later:
(following which I question him on the details and repeatedly refuse to take part, because the whole thing smells fishy)
Then I get THIS great gem from an unnamed informant (those of you involved probably know who it is but I said I wouldn't reveal, so whatever)
So despite my refusal to take part in MrGreen's "ramming excursion" and now having been warned by somebody else that MrGreen is trying to oath-kill me, he nevertheless invites me to a group convo with a bunch of other potential victims he has targetted, in which KingShiba (again, somebody I had never heard of and have never spoken to) confronts him, presumably having been warned by the same person who warned me. I was sent this nice chatshot to verify the situation (dude with the cyrillic name is MrGreen):
Shortly following this exposure, NOOBY93 (who, if my admittedly limited understand of w7 politics is correct, is associated with MrGreen) [EDIT: NOW INFORMED THAT POSSIBLY NOT THE REAL NOOBY93] offers to trade with me at my terrible undefended trade idol in the remains of Detroit, and steals a shit-tier merch robe from me as some kind of compensation I guess. Of course I'm a bit bummed at losing out on a couple pearls of trade, but I'm quickly cheered up by the image of MrGreen lying dead a short while later.
No verification of the corpse identity of course, but Hydra's presence seems to match up and either way that annoying fucker has stopped sending me skype messages so overall I consider my insignificant little haven drama a personal victory.
FIN
. I obviously just dropped the subject and I haven't heard from him since.
