jordancoles wrote:Lol, we chased you and you all got into boats and left Kaizo running
We chased Kaizo for a while and then ran inland while stacking coins, you began to pull-back and we knew you were heading back to boats, so we returned to the body to get the gear and wait on the skull.
For a while? It was 30 seconds at most.
andreascas wrote:Well it was a 6v9 tyler not 4v9. We backed off, because you had boats anyway, and you'd return to them in case the situation turned bad for you. Would've been retarded to hang around, if we can't get to you anyways.
Not that numbers matter, we tend to down your alliance members when outnumbered anyways but It was actually 5 v 9 We had one more person on the way, who made an appearance as you decided to return to the body, that was in so much risk of being bashed/looted while it was in a closed brickwall, but you know the things you say when you're on the losing side =D
Story Summary:
As usual, typical Megam8 day feeding cows, plot work and the occasional checking of scents to see who will leave the safety of their brickwalls and risk an encounter with the m8s.. Aha, it seems one perp is off the HF, quite close to our clay node so we decide to check it out.. almost 30 seconds later we encounter SNIKERS, one of the members of the Holy Union, Russian side.. So we agro him, at this stage it is our Glorious Leader Ih8ppl with Titslol, Michael the Greater, with Juicy J and big dawg panda burr and begin to boat after him. Not 10 seconds later, he grounds his boat and heads north, Michael the Greater and TitsLol are in charge of grounding the boats, while the others head off to chase the lonely dhelmer.
Ih8ppl and Tits port back to see if any crossroads lead north that we may be able to cut him off... sadly though, Juicy J announces that there is a brickwall ahead and it looks as if SNIKERS has a key to the gate... BUT luck was with us today, it turns out there was no house for poor SNIKERS to escape into, thus agro locking him inside a small enclosed space of about 9x9 if that..
SNIKERS sadly didn't have his B12 on him and would not accept any 1 v 1 challenges offered to him, instead he instead that we "w8 just w8" and that is what we did. About 20-40 minutes went by, eventually SNIKERS was sweet talked to the wall and was downed by mighty Tkearns with a delicious cleave (presumably movement cleave) cause he went down like a sack of shit and with that some worldstarzzzzzz cries were let out from da m8z. Hoping that the key would appear over the wall once his body decayed, the m8s dug in tight and setup base camp bravo for a couple of minutes, before FINALLY some of his allies ported in.
At first it was 1, 2 and then 3 of them, followed by 4, 5 and 6 who looted the body and began stacking coins. Unfortunately I had none of them memo'd, except for the few such as Andreas and Topaz, so I took this time to get memo's on all of them before conflict broke out. More port in, who also allow me to memo them despite wearing bandits masks ^^ and more coins are called. The m8s run to the north side of the brickwall and continue to stack coins on the now 9 enemies. Suddenly and without warning the Holy Union decides to strike, opening the gate and rushing at the m8s! More coins are called and a brief run north leads us to some stealthy stashed boats.. sadly there is only 2 boats and one man must brave the hoard alone, this fearsome warrior was none other than tits lol, who ran north along a river with his pals close by hoping to keep him safe.
After a brief run up north along the river, our brave hero must swim the icy depths of the river and cross to safety... leaving his enemies behind. Agro is dropped so he once again braves the icy water and swims back to where his enemies were last seen. At this stage our 6th brother in arms is called and is almost there, so the m8s make some plays, always watching and waiting as their enemies are crafty and thieving and would like nothing else than to kill us and steal our boats!
One brave dis warrior attempts to fight Tits Lol in combat, but once a punch/val is thrown they back off and leave their allies to attempt to follow up. Sadly the MLG plays are to big for the warriors of 9 and they decide it's time to flee from the m8s. One last attempt to fight them is made but they have already lost one today, best not lose another.