Koki's Kool Kids (KKK) - tyler getting rekd, then rages

[Dill]

rip

[ChildhoodObesity]

such pros

troll just ported in a 3x3 brickwall
on l5
got autoaggroed by angelz
then they broke like 8 supports trying to kill him
and it didnt werk
so they tried to snipe him
and that didnt werk either
so the guy who was aggroing troll (they only had 1 aggro on him)
went to go get more blocks to build moar supports
and he went too far away
and deaggroed him automatically
so troll just ported home
gg 10/10 angelz 4 lyfe

[jordancoles]

[1:11:53 AM] Trollex: lol
[1:11:55 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I didn't realise the agro dropped on my bot
[1:11:59 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Lucky guy
[1:12:00 AM] Trollex: lelelelell
[1:12:10 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Bet you'll never take a CR again
[1:12:14 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: (cool)
[1:13:16 AM] Trollex: that trap
[1:13:17 AM] Trollex: was perfect
[1:13:22 AM] Trollex: bet u werent expecting me 2 port
[1:13:26 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Babmek fell for it
[1:13:27 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: So hard
[1:13:28 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: No man
[1:13:31 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I knew you'd port lol
[1:13:36 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: The second you got there
[1:13:38 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I was like yep
[1:13:40 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Lol
[1:13:57 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Lucky fuck though
[1:14:55 AM] Trollex: lol
[1:15:09 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Shoulda just 1v1'd but I wanted to use my trap
[1:15:11 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I worked so hard
[1:15:16 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I debated it when you asked
[1:15:18 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Then was like
[1:15:21 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: NO. This is like
[1:15:22 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: 2 weeks
[1:15:24 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: In the making
[1:15:26 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: It will fucking work
[1:15:35 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Then I was like 10% on dat last support and you were gone
[1:15:37 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: And I was like
[1:15:40 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: No
[1:15:41 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: No
[1:15:42 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: NO
[1:15:47 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: (rofl)
[1:16:09 AM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Anyways, be back later, need to change the name of my CR

[jordancoles]

Oh yeah, and here's how I tricked Babmek into getting you to port in

[01/02/2014 8:33:11 PM] John Syms: hello, I saw your thread on the forum. I just started playing but I took over a palisade and found pearls inside and a CR. I think I can afford a merchant robe from you. How much for the 68?
[12:15:54 AM] *** 777 has shared contact details with John Syms. ***
[12:16:42 AM] John Syms: Hello, you're here?
[12:17:15 AM] 777: 150 зеы
[12:17:16 AM] 777: pts
[12:17:21 AM] John Syms: 3 pearls?
[12:17:26 AM] John Syms: How much for the swords also?
[12:17:33 AM] 777: 50 pts each
[12:17:37 AM] John Syms: I will need to make statues soon
[12:17:50 AM] John Syms: hm
[12:17:59 AM] John Syms: Too much for me I just want them for statues
[12:18:07 AM] John Syms: I will buy the merch robe
[12:18:16 AM] John Syms: Do you oath to me? or me to you?
[12:18:35 AM] John Syms: I can oath you now, I claimed an abandoned idol
[12:18:51 AM] 777: i will oath
[12:19:04 AM] John Syms: Also, do you know how to tell where a CR leads? I have one left over I can't travel to yet, it's called q31 cave clay+smelters
[12:19:41 AM] John Syms: Ok give me a few minutes to make an alt
[12:24:14 AM] John Syms: i am ready
[12:24:27 AM] John Syms: HS is tradeformerch
[12:24:37 AM] 777: wait wait
[12:24:40 AM] 777: i just woke up
[12:24:46 AM] 777: need to prepare everythung
[12:24:52 AM] John Syms: Oh ok
[12:24:55 AM] John Syms: How long will you need?
[12:25:27 AM] 777: time to log in
[12:25:50 AM] John Syms: ok
[12:25:52 AM] John Syms: I will wait
[12:26:39 AM] John Syms: Do you know the answer to my question though? I took over this idol a few hours ago and it has this port inside http://puu.sh/6GXaV.jpg
[12:26:46 AM] John Syms: Can I tell where that is somehow?
[12:27:10 AM] 777: idk
[12:27:24 AM] 777: look at minimap
[12:27:28 AM] 777: try to find there
[12:27:33 AM] John Syms: Ok
[12:27:45 AM] John Syms: Do you want my map? I'm not good at finding that yet
[12:27:54 AM] 777: hm
[12:27:58 AM] 777: you can give
[12:28:21 AM] 777: but you are to tell me near what place did you find it
[12:28:29 AM] John Syms: Also can you change a village idol's name ? The one here isn't good lol "Fak you" is the name :/
[12:28:44 AM] 777: no you can't
[12:28:52 AM] John Syms: I guess I'll deal with it
[12:29:00 AM] John Syms: Ok um I found an island nearby
[12:29:05 AM] John Syms: Petrogrand
[12:29:15 AM] John Syms: Do you know it?
[12:29:20 AM] John Syms: Here is my map http://puu.sh/6GXkl.jpg
[12:29:43 AM] 777: oh
[12:29:49 AM] 777: ya i probably know
[12:29:53 AM] 777: can you give me CR there?
[12:30:08 AM] 777: and try not to give yo pertrograd villager's
[12:30:24 AM] John Syms: Oh, are they bad?
[12:30:28 AM] 777: ya
[12:30:43 AM] John Syms: Oh okay, I'm really close (worry)
[12:30:49 AM] John Syms: I hope they leave me be
[12:30:51 AM] 777: i see on the map
[12:30:57 AM] 777: to SE from petrograd
[12:31:00 AM] John Syms: Yes
[12:31:01 AM] 777: na
[12:31:02 AM] 777: lol
[12:31:04 AM] John Syms: Um
[12:31:05 AM] 777: they don't leave you
[12:31:11 AM] John Syms: The only crossroad I have right now if inside
[12:31:13 AM] 777: they will kill you if they see you
[12:31:15 AM] John Syms: is
[12:31:30 AM] 777: so will you give me?
[12:31:43 AM] John Syms: Um, maybe
[12:31:57 AM] John Syms: Can you check this crossroad for me? It's killing me and I don't want to break it until I know
[12:32:05 AM] John Syms: My friend said q31 cave clay is good
[12:32:09 AM] John Syms: And people might want it
[12:32:35 AM] 777: i can
[12:32:42 AM] 777: just give me CR to this aillge
[12:33:01 AM] John Syms: Ok um, do you want to port here and pick it up?
[12:33:07 AM] John Syms: Since the CR is here anyways
[12:33:15 AM] John Syms: But please don't break my idol
[12:33:27 AM] John Syms: It has no authority still because I just took over
[12:33:38 AM] 777: put CR on alt
[12:33:44 AM] 777: i will use it in my village
[12:33:47 AM] 777: and check later
[12:34:14 AM] John Syms: Ok, how long will you be to check? I don't know how long I'll be on
[12:34:23 AM] John Syms: I'm eager to know but you might steal what is there
[12:34:49 AM] 777: idk
[12:34:58 AM] 777: i run 6 windows now
[12:35:05 AM] 777: idk if i can run 7th
[12:35:25 AM] John Syms: You can't close a window?
[12:35:29 AM] John Syms: What do you run?
[12:35:51 AM] 777: party
[12:35:57 AM] John Syms: 1 sec I need to grab the cr
[12:36:06 AM] 777: k
[12:36:43 AM] John Syms: connect right?
[12:36:59 AM] 777: ye
[12:37:24 AM] John Syms: ok
[12:37:31 AM] 777: can you give 3 CRs?
[12:37:35 AM] 777:
[12:37:50 AM] John Syms: 3?
[12:37:52 AM] 777: ya
[12:37:53 AM] John Syms: What for?
[12:37:58 AM] 777: 3 different places
[12:38:02 AM] 777: to stake them
[12:38:19 AM] John Syms: Ok but can you please check mine for me then? This is going to be my new home
[12:38:24 AM] John Syms: I don't mind you using it
[12:38:46 AM] 777: i will check
[12:38:51 AM] John Syms: thank you
[12:38:58 AM] John Syms: Be sure to take lots of screens
[12:39:54 AM] John Syms: Are you here?
[12:39:56 AM] John Syms: I put them
[12:40:00 AM] John Syms: thank you
[12:40:15 AM] 777: ty
[12:40:48 AM] John Syms: Great
[12:40:52 AM] John Syms: Are you connecting them now?
[12:41:02 AM] 777: trying
[12:41:24 AM] John Syms: ok
[12:41:31 AM] John Syms: I will wait
[12:44:16 AM] John Syms: So what village are you with?
[12:44:24 AM] 777: AD
[12:44:40 AM] John Syms: Oh I've heard of you
[12:44:44 AM] John Syms: Please don't kill me
[12:44:49 AM] 777: na
[12:45:00 AM] 777: i told everyone not to kill
[12:45:07 AM] John Syms: Thank you
[12:45:36 AM] John Syms: How many are coming?
[12:45:46 AM] 777: idk
[12:49:07 AM] 777: gr8 tr8p m8
[12:49:41 AM] John Syms: Thanks bud
[12:53:17 AM] 777: im 2kind2see liars =(

[jordancoles]

I'm laughing so hard now

[infectedking]

I found Trolls reaction video to the trap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQUURGS0OtQ

[Robben_DuMarsch]

Haha, damn, that's pretty impressive tactics.

[jordancoles]

I found Trolls reaction video to the trap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQUURGS0OtQ

Actually he was shitting his pants lol

[ChildhoodObesity]

I found Trolls reaction video to the trap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQUURGS0OtQ

Actually he was shitting his pants lol

can confurm this

[Lord_of_War]

So action but no death. huh. A little disappointed tbh.