Koki's Kool Kids (KKK) - tyler getting rekd, then rages

[strpk0]

HAHAHAHA ComING FR0m DA bIgG3sT BiTCH oF D3m ALl DOwNEd bY RbOw (flEx) 2 much BITCH 4 m3

too bad i didn't die even though i was afk
jokes on you asshat

[LordD1]

3 spars and I didn't even record the wins ;-;
RIP

THOMAS CAN VOUCH

Anyways spars and real kamberts are two different things. I'd fight differently in actual combat over some spar where you're just dicking around

Confirmed, did win a spar vs Tyler 1 win/ 1-2? losses.
However, did not beat me

Tyler beat me although I wasn't really fully paying attention, got me with val strike with combat med after using op knock, although I had my val strike selected before he even turned around to smack me. For some odd reason, the game let him strike first even though he technically had to turn around, and hit when I was already going in for the hit.

jorb and loftar's game mechanics make perfect sense

[jordancoles]

Wowka dies again, along with Le Crab (Pacman) and another unkinned person





Guess Le Crab won't be shooting at us from behind walls for a while

[Robben_DuMarsch]

It's a shame that economics and conflict are so broken the endgame is basically managing your bots between open world death matches where one side runs and you only kill people if they fuck up. :/

[ChildhoodObesity]

w0w retard downd LO 2pro rip angel o7

[tkearns]

w0w retard downd LO 2pro rip angel o7

lol Fucking idiots. I don't get when they keep dying through walls.

[jordancoles]

w0w retard downd LO 2pro rip angel o7

lol Fucking idiots. I don't get when they keep dying through walls.

I'll remember not to care when you end up dying as well. I may even make fun of you for it
Hook has helped you many many times and you know full well that he is not an idiot.

He has decided to quit for now.

[Juukin]

I've took the time to read through all the 60 pages that are here right now, and wow ... This is going to be long...

Lord_of_War still farming post count on random threads in a forum of a game which he does not play.
Jessie bitching around and throwing out big words, but when danger is nearby, weeping and crying to be protected by her AD-friends again.
Most AD-s seem to be incapable of accepting the fact that people actually do have other stuff to do besides waiting for a fight to happen inside H&H. Work, family, friends, those are unknown to them.
Moldar #getrekt then spitting out big words, same as most of the other "fighters" here.
jordancoles and tkearns keeping calm, causing rage, making this whole thread more enjoyable.

This is a masterpiece, this thread just collected whole H&H in one place. All the types of players, and everything happening around them. Thank God that most kills/deaths were posted here, instead of making a sepparate thread to discuss that shit once again.

One thing I still can't get out of my head... Why do people cry when they get outnumbered in a fight?
"ERMAGHERD DAWG IT WUZ 13v1, L8r ME FRENZ KOMM TU HALP, WUZ 13v8, STIL OUTNAMBRD, STAHP ACTING PRO U SHIET"
That is basically shown on every second page of this thread. And also "STAHP HIDING BHIND BWALL U SKRUB, UD GET REKT IF U LEFT BRUH"

I think Lord_of_War could give you a lesson about how war is being held, but as he is currently absent, I'll take his place.

Good soldiers don't win the war, numbers win the war. Did Napoleon, one of the greatest conquerors of this world, and back in his time the greatest of all, go into a fight against enemies that outnumber him with troops? No.
One of his signature strategious tactics was to send out a small battalion to lure in the enemy, stupid enough to fall for it, then let the rest of his troops swing in from the rear and surround them, slaughtering every single of their men, and easily winning the battle. That's just one example that numbers win. (I do not want to talk about the other ocassions where Napoleon did fight in an outnumbered battle, whereas the famous "Napoleonistic complex" got its name from, because then there in play come the factors of moral, technology, current political state in the country and the strenght and will of the army, which are not that prominent in Haven and Hearth.)

Can a good fighter all alone take on 20 other fighters, who can be less skilled, geared and developed? No.
Why? Because numbers win. Same would go for real life too... Take any kind of melee fighter, a karate training dude with black belt and all the good shit. If a gang of 20 people all rush at him at once, he sure will take hits, and evetually fail at using his karate skills at all.
Or even better, if just one guy appears, has a gun... Boom, shoots you, you're dead. Karate guy = stupid, Rambo attitude, guy with the gun = Using his brain, taking the range and enormous damage to his advantage. Karate won't help you there, son.
Using your brain = win.
Why do you stand inside your bwall when 20 other people are waiting outside wanting to kill you? BECAUSE YOU USE YOUR BRAIN, and don't go outside into sure death. The guys supporting the idea of "You have to go outside your wall as soon as someone appears in front of it" should go try jumping in front of a speeding car, and see what the chances are they'd survive. Basically that's the same ratio as if a player all by himself would exit the walls. Or if outnumbered, leaving the walls to fight someone... Using your brain will get you further in life. In H&H-case, it'll make you live longer, develop further, be more aware of what could/will happen, and thus being able to avoid it.

Bots have ruined the game, people say, cause they do all the work instead of the players themselves.
See, guess how "bots" came into existence? Because SOMEONE USED THEIR BRAIN, made bots, and they chill behind the bwalls, waiting for the bot to return with whatever the task was given to it to collect. All nice and safe.

And that thing about declining the 1v1 coles offered, just lol ... Who says he can't withdraw his offer? Who are you people, the moral police? Nobody gives a shit whether you fight or not.
I call everyone of you out now for a 1v1. But remember, I will not accept any of your offers.
There, what can you do against that, except for crying and calling me a pussy?

Really, if I had some more combat knowledge, I'd try my best to join tkearns/jcoles and the rest of the chill dudes actually HAVING FUN in the game, that use their brains in a fight, killing idiots that go all out Rambo mode, trying to do the impossible, and then crying out loud when they get killed, blaming that it's the game's fault, that your client crashed, your mother DDoSed you, and what not... Sadly, it seems as if I'd need alot more work to do on my character to get anywhere close to joining the faction I like.

As an ending word, I'd just like to point out that I'm not a fanboy of tk/jcoles and the rest of the team (can't recall anyone else currently, sincere apologies to you people), but I'm merely impressed by their attitude, keeping a cool head, and using their brain when it's asked to be used.

Have fun with w7kambertz, see y'all around, maybe.

[Lord_of_War]

I think Lord_of_War could give you a lesson about how war is being held, but as he is currently absent, I'll take his place.

I'm back bitches. And your information is *mostly* wrong.

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

THANK YOU Juukin
I've always thought that about this game, especially when people do stupid stuff like calling people pussies for running into a Bwall from an unwinnable battle, or end up being killed in a wall-fight that would have been easily avoidable if you weren't fueled by ego.
Though, I would have to say some of your war advice there was a bit off
Anyway, thank you, friend, for putting it into words better than I could.

Edit: Aw shit, Lord of War escaped again.
Someone get the ropes....