Balls-Deep in Helms Deep

[jordancoles]

This post actually proves how big pussies you are instead of building a ram to raid us you just used a glitch to save your precious time

is it possible to open your mouth an shit not come out? jeez your village sucked i have been there twice and me and my mate bashed you once or twice and he solo bashed the pali you had....so....your move sir...as for your hole village being online? good luck mate you still would have died the only thing that would have been differnt is you would have had a reason to bitch and cry if it happened that way.....so basically...jordan can this kiddo go on confirmed retards list?

After reading over his post history and comparing it with several other post samples from hundreds of other forum users I can now confirm that he does indeed fall below the mentally handi-capped line, yes.

Welcome to the club 300Stalker!

[windmaker]

you are good sucking balls, shrunkin, i can bet someone is happy now..

btw who fuck are you?

[jordancoles]

you are good sucking balls, shrunkin, i can bet someone is happy now..

btw who fuck are you?

You're just sad that you're not the only retard around these parts (Though you still hold the title of #1 retard imho)

Also, here's a letter from a fan

Oh my you are my hero

Katan had killed me like a petty fag thinking he was getting the keys back to the Hearth Vault after a misunderstanding and I told him I was quitting so I telly'ed over to "give him the keys" and he had 5 of his little noobs rush and kill me even though I didn't have the keys on my main

This naturally annoyed me so I logged on their key alt and opened the gates and put the keys on one of my alts and enjoyed the lulz. I didn't expect them to get killed off so easily though.

Thank you sir. You did a good deed because Helms Deep was some noobs that thought they were real hot shit.

[ChildhoodObesity]

Thank you sir. You did a good deed because Helms Deep was some noobs that thought they were real hot shit.

lel i campd their village alone liek 3x and they were telling me if they had enough people they wud kill me but when they tried 2 fight me i killed 1 of them alone 2gud

[windmaker]

i heard from tylur something like this : in that village everyone knows fight ... i guess that is a lie, and this is only a event where some nabs die..
to shitposter :

https://i.imgur.com/9wldp9X.png
idk what fuck you write, and tbh I do not want to know .. but judging you, probably is something stupid...

[bakalavr]

Thank you sir. You did a good deed because Helms Deep was some noobs that thought they were real hot shit.

lel i campd their village alone liek 3x and they were telling me if they had enough people they wud kill me but when they tried 2 fight me i killed 1 of them alone 2gud

2 guys with inferior stats and gears tried 2 fight you, but it ended in endless chase until our water ran out and your friend arrived. Only then you finally had balls to chop 20UA alt. Lel indeed, gg.

[jordancoles]

idk what fuck you write, and tbh I do not want to know .. but judging you, probably is something stupid...

I can honestly say that I feel the same way about you

[300Stalker]

is it possible to open your mouth an shit not come out? jeez your village sucked i have been there twice and me and my mate bashed you once or twice and he solo bashed the pali you had....so....your move sir...as for your hole village being online? good luck mate you still would have died the only thing that would have been differnt is you would have had a reason to bitch and cry if it happened that way.....so basically...jordan can this kiddo go on confirmed retards list?[/quote]

You know if everyone was online and even if they died i wouldn't bitch about that i would just go on and start my new village,but basicly they attacked 7 against 2 and that is unfair fight.Everyone seams to go in that stupid ass way no one goes 1vs1 or 4vs4 its allways 1vs3 2vs7 or last time i saw 1vs12.As for you sir you can go fuck yourself behind those brickwalls because i tracked you but you were 2 and half real hours away and putting a batering ram just to kill your ass wasn't even worth it.

[300Stalker]

Also, here's a letter from a fan

Oh my you are my hero

Katan had killed me like a petty fag thinking he was getting the keys back to the Hearth Vault after a misunderstanding and I told him I was quitting so I telly'ed over to "give him the keys" and he had 5 of his little noobs rush and kill me even though I didn't have the keys on my main

This naturally annoyed me so I logged on their key alt and opened the gates and put the keys on one of my alts and enjoyed the lulz. I didn't expect them to get killed off so easily though.

Thank you sir. You did a good deed because Helms Deep was some noobs that thought they were real hot shit.

[/quote]

Aha now let me tell our part of story because what he says its BS

One of our other members called Hirex got killed (by player,bear,boar unknown) his skull was still there and MeisterKreiger (also known as God Thor)took the skull.Naturally the player wanted his skull back and HE refused to give skull back along with keys to the vault that i helped him to build.Katan then exiled him and let him gone his way.Few weeks after that on forums we saw a post that shows God with other 2 players oath raiding a guy.Seeing everyone stoped seeing God and Katan requested the keys back and he refused.So only way was to actually kill him so we can get keys.
And God don't talk bullshit because you were in Helms Deep long time even before i joined.

[300Stalker]

lel i campd their village alone liek 3x and they were telling me if they had enough people they wud kill me but when they tried 2 fight me i killed 1 of them alone 2gud[/quote]
That guy was andar the pure marksman guy.I don't know what the hell katan was thinking about when he sent that guy towards you