Aggroed me, got JUKED

[Federico]

So I was chilling out hunting a boar from my boat with a sling until suddenly some slav wearing a necro with a bronze sword drives up to me but being the cautious player I am, I greet him and shore getting the boat further inland. As I try to get into his boat, he kept using Thunder on me and blocking my path, he tried punching me but he couldn't break my glorious 8 UA.
I decided to do run further inland to prevent him from getting more IP on me, got near a hill, made him chase me through it (By that point he couldn't back away) and I ended up closer to the boat than he was.

I tell him "gg no re juked, scrub" as I get in his boat and sail away, while he's strill trying to get mine on the river. I decide to check the contents of his boat since I thought he had a chest or something only to find a deer carcass.

FREE USA: 1
0skillz USSR: 0

I couldn't take a screenshot since I dont remember the hotkey, but here's a picture of the (crappy) loot and a ms paint description of what happened.

[LadyGoo]

I have a strong feeling that the people who even jokingly use USA and USSR comparison in their posts are total nabs.

[Federico]

I have a strong feeling that the people who even jokingly use USA and USSR comparison in their posts are total nabs.

I don't think that Ironically posting about nationalism determines a person skill, hours played and knowledge of the game. If only the total nubs are the zergs who rush everything and fail to use those things properly.

I only wanted to have a friendly conversation about the weather with that guy.

[Ninijutsu]

Good job soldier, keep spreading Freedom and Democracy! 'MURICA!

[dragonxkai]

There is a interesting connection between some players who are hostile, but cannot navigate or maneuver even if their life is at stake. But that doesn't make sense since in order for them to make a lot of LP (to become strong enough to wield bronze and necro), they need to have a good connection to make LP efficiently.

Maybe a 'no-life' style kills your brain cells from the lack of sleep so your sense of awareness plummeted.

Btw, Federico, has the hostile person ever speak a word even once in that encounter?

[Feltzy]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. And I like the diagram
'Murica

[MrBunzy]

I'm liking the patriotism going around in these forums. Murica!

[btaylor]

I'm liking the patriotism going around in these forums. Murica!

You haven't seen the half of it, my friend.

'MURICA

[Arcanist]

I had a similar encounter when I was a newbie in maybe feburary last year. I had just raised myself to 10ua, and was still in newbie clothes. I was boating along a river and stopped to try to get some WWW, I was halfway through forraging them when a bear cape comes along, picks up my boat and drops it in the other side of the river. As he looked through my boat (empty of all but crates) I yelled curse words at him and demanded my boat back. He then jumped in his boat, came over, jumped out and ran at my with his fists in the air. Before I knew what hit me, he hit me for 60 damage. I then started running, with him in pursuit. I blocked his second punch on a tree, and ran into the nearby swamp. He was close behind me at this point. I turned back and clicked avast on his boat, at this point he stopped his punch on me, and tried to beat me to his boat. I got there by a fraction of a second.

His boat had two chests (a previously unseen item to me) and what looked like the reminants of a deer and some other forragables.

In the end, I had two boats and two chests, and a sore face. He had no boats and was left feeling like an idiot. Before I sailed away I started slinging rocks at him since the combat was still open. He was left fleeing in trror at my uber running skillz.

tl;dr don't try to KO people when you're stupid.

[jorb]

'Murica, fuck yeah!