Here the simpletons that trusted the man in the necrorobe with a sword to safely give them a boat ride down the river can share their stories of how they were taken out into the woods and brutally raped while everyone else thoroughly enjoys their misery, points, and laughs. Conversely, the wise masters of the hearthlands may share stories of brutalizing the peasants and enjoying everyone's (my) favorite aspect of the game, indiscriminate chaos.
If you wonder for what reason such evil has been brought to you, there is no reason - aside from the fact that people such as myself take great pleasure in watching you suffer. It's a cruel world, and none of us get out alive.
Before we begin, I have a very special message for people that feel the world is a mean place, out to get them and full of violent people.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
