by jordancoles » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:11 pm In this time, a bear caper and another rcloak character bump into one of them and agro. By this time, the other villager is far enough away that our 2nd forager is now alone for quite some time.
This foraging alt of ours had around 37 ua and was naked at the time so they called the village for help. We assemble a party of 7 total (a couple of alts thrown into the group for boat blocking) with about 3 characters in the mix with actual kambert experience since it was around 1:30 in the morning when this all began out of no where.
We'd instructed the foragers to keep agro on the guys until we could get there and we were planning to boat bash/hop into their boats. About half way there we were told that they'd gotten out of their boats and were on a small island. The r cloaker had lost agro and ported since the forage alt could not reagro but the bear caper was still standing there. Sadly, before we could arrive his ally returned on an alt or something to pick him up and the chase continued on until they reached their village walls where they had the key-alt standing at the ready.
The bear caper slipped through the gate and was met by 3 others inside. I had one of them kinned as I had been shooting over their walls on a few other occasions before and they'd oathed in a few people then as well.
This is the village though the name escapes me. Russians, possibly AD allies. Some people seem to think a guy named Plague Doctor lives in this village but I've only ever seen one guy with a russian name from it.
A few sling shots later and we'd all decided that it just was not going to break his armor anytime soon so I offered to spar him through the walls. We sparred for around 10 minutes as I bought time stabbing his armor, hoping to break it since we had 3 archers standing off screen aiming on him but the combination of my bronze sword and peaceful slider was not helping this situation along. I clearly outstatted him and he was using flex (lol) giving me full advantage for my stings. After a few stabs he ran away from the wall and they began popping in and out of their house.
They were starting to oath in their comrades. Now they'd done this before, but not in the numbers that they brought this time.
By this time we had seven members gathered around their walls, most of which wanted to leave at this point. Tyler, Thomas and myself were hoping to stick around to see if we could get into a fight outside. 1 ported in, then 3 and they all charged out of the walls at once so we began running--expecting more to come.
The first to hit the water was a guy in a b12 and there had only been 1 boat for them to use because we'd moved/taken the others for our escape. Shortly after the chase started we trapped the B12 guy alone on land by blocking in his boat until he could not move and I ran in first to start the fight.
I punched him down to 68% defense standing still and he punched me back. At this point, I was starting to realize how little combat experience the people that I was with at the time had as I was essentially 1v1ing this b12 person while I had much less UA than him. One of our villagers attempted to help, but in his confusion he actually managed to punch me. I took 3 hits attempting to clip and managed to get back into my boat/scream into our voice chat at our members for a few minutes lol.
By this time, the other 5 had gotten boats onto the water and our chance to gank the b12 russian alone was gone.
This is the only picture that we managed to get as it was very close and very hard to not get trapped in boat locks at the time on our small river systems.
During the chase they managed to fully enclose 2 of our non-combat villagers completely but Thomas and I turned around and they managed to get out of the boat and into ours without taking hits.
We now had 2 in each of our boats and kept on going.
As time went on others were getting stuck in between enemy boats because 12 people on one river is fairly hard to maneuver in. Tyler ended up being stuck and they were focusing on him in the back now. We continued forward off screen as he was spam clicking to avoid having his boat bashed while we ported home our baggage. All managed to port away except for myself and Tyler. He was telling me to port and to let him die as I'd already lost agro but I figured I'd die with him since ganks are not a fun way to die at all.
I returned to the clusterfuck of boats and spam clicked myself in along the side of them and yelled for Tyler to get onto land and into my boat. Tyler got out and took a hit or two to the soft Hp but managed to get into mine.
They began closing off my boat but I out maneuvered them and started heading back towards our village as I knew of a landmass that we could run over and get into boats again that had been placed by village alts to drop agro.
It was very tight and difficult to move but I managed to circle around them in the river and head downstream to the location.
The second we hit the ground Tyler and I were out of our boats with 5 russians 10-15 tiles behind us heading for our escape boats. We both got into our boats, boated to the other side of the lake and managed to port while our villagers blocked the russians with their alts/took their boats.
7/7 escaped from our side when I was positive that at least Tyler and I were going to die for sure.
I'd like to know who these people were.
TL;DR
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Edit for WWM to make it a more interesting ending:
