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Postby chris1122 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:25 am

So I was out foraging and out of now where some guy with a ss in a boat drives into my field of vision, so I kept going on my way and then he agro's me. I quickly took off down then river and I see another white dot appear on my screen. So I continue down then river and I loose agro and I think that I might be able to port back since I wasn't in the mood for a 2v1. But then he agro's me again and I soon realize im coming to a dead end. And there is some random guy sitting at the edge of the water, so I try to turn around and realize they will boat trap me. I hop out of my boat and run around the random guy and hope in his boat and take off.

http://i.imgur.com/n6bWwvw.jpg
Where the circle is at that dead end is where I outmaneuvered them to get away.

I don't know how I out maneuvered them but I did. I Kept going as fast as my boat would carry me down then river and back the way I came. Now the other noob has me agro'd, im trying to find out a way I can get away and port home since I didn't want to die today. And as im getting farther up the river I realize that there is another dead and and a river right next to it. So I head that way and as soon as I jumped out my boat I was off running to the other river to swim across. I made it though they were too scared to drowned they picked up their boats and crawled to the other side. And that gave me a huge lead on them to de agro and be able to port home safely.

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Sorry I couldn't get more pictures I didn't think about it until after I got away from that end and kept going.
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby Ninijutsu » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:36 am

We see your q10 water.
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby jordancoles » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:37 am

Probably Ponyville lol, 4 of us got away from them and they had like 12 or some shit

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Re: Lel noobs

Postby chris1122 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:38 am

Lol, it was q10 in the waterskin but 40 in the buckets :D
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby chris1122 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:39 am

jordancoles wrote:Probably Ponyville lol, 4 of us got away from them and they had like 12 or some shit

Funny stuff

What really surprised me is that they didn't swim across the river and I don't even have about 50 cons yet.
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby Abrok1 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:40 am

ur study make my day
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby chris1122 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:45 am

Abrok1 wrote:ur study make my day

yeah, im having to go forage everyday since we don't have any curios( crafted or foraged).
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby Flameturtle » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:47 am

N'aww. You stole my boat. Ah well. Enjoy the LC's and reasonable q Boar stuff.

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Re: Lel noobs

Postby chris1122 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:48 am

You were that guy in the bear cape standing at the water? well they probably got those LC's as I had to ditch 2 boats and my first one had wood chest in them.
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Re: Lel noobs

Postby DDDsDD999 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:49 am

Cool discussion of in-game politics, village relations and/or matters of justice in this thread. I nominate "Lel noobs" for thread of the year.
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