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Choose my punishment!

Postby Gallade » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:19 pm

Ladies and gentlemen!

The owner of the below-shown plot, that was kindly given care and shelter in the village, was shown the outline he would have to follow to make his palisade, and the NE corner was kindly built by him by our village's carpenter.

BUT!
He decided that apparently following orders is for chumps, and built a palisade that resembles the piss of a drunken Parkinson diseased, occupying the nearby roads and wasting tons of wood...

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Now, the punishments that have been already agreed upon are building the battering ram at his expense (Hurr durr what is a claim?), a sound beating, and interdicting him from the village until the wall is demolished and rebuilt.

BUT! Doesn't he deserve more? Here, fellow hearthlings, suggest a proper punishment for him!

Notes: No capital punishment, that's unoriginal. Names of village and people involved won't be disclosed.
"Our village is so big, you can hop on a wagon at the idol and ride it all day in the same direction, and you'll still be on our claim"
"Dang, are your wagons that slow?"


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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby rye130 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:24 pm

Public stoning. Trap him in the village square, give every villager a crappy sling and a few stones. Let the fun begin.
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby Arcanist » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:24 pm

If he wants to build his own palisade in a whacky way, I don't see a problem with that.
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby Tonkyhonk » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:28 pm

i dont see any need for punishment here, its just palisades after all, it just made his plot smaller and the material used isnt that much anyways. after all, if that was really his mistake, then he learned and now wont make the same mistake when he works on brickwalls later.
official embarrassment here like this is more than enough to me.

p.s.
i would rather punish you for this thread.
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby Gallade » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:31 pm

Arcanist wrote:If he wants to build his own palisade in a whacky way, I don't see a problem with that.


The problem here is that he is breaching other villagers' plots.
"Our village is so big, you can hop on a wagon at the idol and ride it all day in the same direction, and you'll still be on our claim"
"Dang, are your wagons that slow?"


If I wanted to get a load of bull from you I'd have brought my cows for you to impregnate!
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby Arcanist » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:41 pm

I don't see that he's on anyone else's plot? Was the outline paved for him, or did you just say - here, here here and here.

Tonkyhonk wrote:p.s.
i would rather punish you for this thread.
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby SynthAura » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:55 pm

Those plots, they are so small. D:
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby NaoWhut » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:00 pm

Pin him in a race

5 people with wooden plows. they are not allowed
to bring repair mats with them, they must gather
them. the first one to travel a set distance (that
requires at least one repair) Wins, he gets a
reward. If you don't finish in the top 2...

you have to do it again and beat your old time, or
the race is repeated with all players not in the top
2. And a boar
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby martenx » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:05 pm

Let him repay the wood. and he must fix the pali hisselfe at his own cost.
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Re: Choose my punishment!

Postby Windforce » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:55 pm

I like Nao's idea except with a bear.

P.S. I think your West road needs repair, its full of potholes D:
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