Canterbury Tales of Plebbery

[weinertingle]

subtitle: a glimpse into the life of "ainran" revenge
not exactly a drama post, but a juicy tale to enjoy while idling

disclaimer:
while chatting, i was pressing END to capture screenshots, but since the focus was in the chatbox they were not saved. chat logs were kept, however.
edit: in the following posts this tale has become clarified since it occured.

preface:
im in a group of hermits that banded together as friends (we're hungarian and american, this is
important for the chatlogs). we settled in a new supergrid location for a while, and discovered a
minehole in the middle of nowhere. there was a leanto, some hearths, and some ovens. days
later, the hearths were changed. a couple of the hermits (the american and the hungarian)
thought the minehole was inactive, so they vandalized the contents of the minehole and the
miniature fort which had no walls.

a day or two later:
a couple people aggro one of the hermits. communication is established between us and the "mine
guys" who first pretended to be from oddi, then AD, but eventually confessed ties to ainran and a place named LO. (i do not know what to believe)

after half an hour of hard-headed negotiation with this "guy with big ties" to "ainran and LO", he wanted "bloooood":

[setting: mudflat. small 8x8 fort with no walls and a minehole]

Enter the negotiator and the pleb

[14:38:13] [14:38] (me) the american wants to fight you just because
[14:38:16] [14:38] (me) [and the] hungarian is doing something
[14:41:17] [14:41] (him) the american wants to fight?
[14:41:30] [14:41] (me) yeah, and the hungarian is following him

The American and the Hungarian arrive at the minehole. The pleb runs inside the hole as the hermits wait outside.

[14:43:40] [14:43] (me) ok this is awkward
[14:43:48] [14:43] (me) they want to fight up here
[14:43:48] [14:43] (him) one min
[14:43:53] [14:43] (him) where
[14:44:00] [14:44] (me) above ground
[14:44:10] [14:44] (him) what is their UA?
[14:45:03] [14:45] (me) 96 & 152
[14:47:00] [14:47] (me) american wants to know if you are serious
[14:47:16] [14:47] (him) we are, ill let you knwo when im ready

2 minutes later...

[14:49:12] [14:49] (me) american is being pushy
[14:51:01] [14:51] (me) if youve seen the frenchmen scene of monty python and the holy grail the
hungarians are like that
[14:51:09] [14:51] (him) hehe

few more minutes later...

[14:55:35] [14:55] (me) are you getting buds or something
[14:55:43] [14:55] (him) nop, getting ready

7 minutes later...

the hungarian became impatient so he checked the minehole. nobody was there

immediately after discovering that, the american offers his HS:

[15:03:22] [15:03] (me) american wants you to relay whatever info to him, want his hs?
[15:04:32] [15:04] (him) sure
[15:04:58] [15:04] (me) [hearth secret]

10 minutes later...

[15:17:44] [15:17] (me) ive got to pick my mom up man fuck this
[15:17:45] [15:17] (me) too many DUIs
[15:17:53] [15:17] (him) lol
[15:18:10] [15:18] (me) just a far god damn fight if anything, these guys have always died while afk

Exit the negotiator.

i left and came back an hour later and the american and hungarian were still alive.

a fight never occured.

compensation of 1000 bricks to the "mine guy" was arranged. 744 bricks were delivered in 1 hour, and
the rest were prepared for the next day, which was allowed in the arrangement.
edit: "mine guys" proved to be related to jordancole n crew but remained under entirely different influence

overnight:
the hearth vault (a simple cave with a little pali on it) was palibashed at the buttcrack of dawn the
next day (EST time and hungarian time) when we were all sleeping, everyone's hearth was destroyed,
and those with summonable scents from the minehole were instagibbed.
edit: jordancole n crew later proved to be the group responsible for such gay debauchery

vandal scents indicates multiple people showed up:
"[14:55:35] [14:55] (me) are you getting buds or something
[14:55:43] [14:55] (him) nop, . . ."

if the pleb's claims are true, i cannot believe a large faction operates with zero dignity or honor, and allows little plebs push
them around.

cliffs:
- confirmed butthurt over some pixels
- a fight was proposed on our part to satisfy the mine guy's demand for blood, but he hearthed and a fight was not fulfilled
- "mine guys" identified as Gurgle II, and his brother "Reckoning" proved true to the gentlemen's agreement
- gentlemen's agreement was made on their terms (1000 bricks), it was being fulfilled (744/1000)
- jordancoles n crew didnt get the memo and proceeded to babby raid the hermits overnight
- hermit hearths were destroyed and those with scents were summoned.
- time elapsed between proposed fight and instagib: 14 hours
- pleb level: 10/10

"just a far god damn fight if anything, these guys have always died while afk" - negotiator

edit: clarification ends on page 2.

[jordancoles]

So you were the guys who didn't come out to fight mine and Jiochan's 1 ua newly spawned alts outside your palisade?

Anyways, we decided to return I suppose



3 dead total, no pic of the 3rd kill

[weinertingle]

excellent pics and manners of war jordancoles, as well as deception:

[13:50:45] [13:50] Nobody 420: are you jordancoles
[13:50:47] [13:50] ???: fgts
[13:50:49] [13:50] ???: lel no

a pleb indeed

edit: wondering if you discovered the scents after the first incident because i would not believe it was you i was talking to

[jordancoles]

excellent pics and manners of war jordancoles, as well as deception:

[13:50:45] [13:50] Nobody 420: are you jordancoles
[13:50:47] [13:50] ???: fgts
[13:50:49] [13:50] ???: lel no

a pleb indeed

I'm actually not sure who that was
We came with the 2 necro alts to check it out since we didn't want to oath over mains, saw you standing behind that palisade and confirmed scents then came back later on

Not sure who you were talking to beforehand but I assume it was the guy from the other village who contacted me

[weinertingle]

excellent pics and manners of war jordancoles, as well as deception:

[13:50:45] [13:50] Nobody 420: are you jordancoles
[13:50:47] [13:50] ???: fgts
[13:50:49] [13:50] ???: lel no

a pleb indeed

I'm actually not sure who that was
We came with the 2 necro alts to check it out since we didn't want to oath over mains, saw you standing behind that palisade and confirmed scents then came back later on

Not sure who you were talking to beforehand but I assume it was the guy from the other village who contacted me

ah, check my edit for context anyways. why do plebs push you around?

[jordancoles]

Not sure what you're talking about pushing me around? The original guy who asked us for help was not aware that we went back; he probably still isn't.
He said something along the lines of you getting bricks for him but I knew where there were summonable scents and where your HFs were, so anything that happened to you was simply because we felt like going back on our own.

Nice little cave you had there actually, 11 steel, 10 hard leather, a whole cupboard of rope/bone glue, 4ish LCs, over 10 boats and bearhides so overall a decent raid imo

[weinertingle]

we had done a little raiding of our own. i must admit the instagib is a cheap shot.

[HasseKebab]

excellent pics and manners of war jordancoles, as well as deception:

[13:50:45] [13:50] Nobody 420: are you jordancoles
[13:50:47] [13:50] ???: fgts
[13:50:49] [13:50] ???: lel no

a pleb indeed

edit: wondering if you discovered the scents after the first incident because i would not believe it was you i was talking to

That was me if you'd like to know.

[jordancoles]

we had done a little raiding of our own. i must admit the instagib is a cheap shot.

To be fair, we stood around for an hour+ looting all of your shit (you should have dropped a p claim in the cave btw) and didn't bash your HFs in the hopes that more would log on
You also had ample opportunity to attack our alts earlier in the day and to feel stronk

[weinertingle]

That was me if you'd like to know.

why didnt you fight?

To be fair, we stood around for an hour+ looting all of your shit (you should have dropped a p claim in the cave btw) and didn't bash your HFs in the hopes that more would log on
You also had ample opportunity to attack our alts earlier in the day and to feel stronk

alts dont mean shit and neither does an hour or so. you are mostly out of the issue because it lie with those from the mine.